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Kelp
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Having a nice time in the sky
Tumour
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Because loads of people screenshot link to and post about his columns every time he writes one that’s a little bit weird
September 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Prime example
August 31, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Prince Harry is also very himbo - not sure of the relative rankings though - is a second son to a king higher or lower than the crown princesses husband? Much to think about
July 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
🫡 not sure exactly why or how but I’m glad I won
May 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Lamenters, mint choc chip
May 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not particularly elegant but definitely iconic
March 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I’m goin for the big hundo
March 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Never!
March 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Tell him that brioche buns suck and I don’t like them at all
March 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My dog is called maple too!
March 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
My boy always dips his paw in the bowl and has a couple of fancy lad sips before he actually drinks water normal. He’s not a former street cat he’s just weird
February 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
What’s your most minor malfunction? Mine is that my pinky toenail grows at a weirdly awkward angle and makes holes in my socks
February 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Baaaaa
February 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
February 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
You can make your own guy! Marvelman/miracleman is literally just the product of some British guys deciding they wanted a captain marvel all of their own
January 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Watchmen is the Half-Life of comics
January 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It’s Silvio berlusconi and that pic is the avatar of popular politics guy ettingermentum
January 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
What’s inside
January 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
🫡
December 31, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Except for that one time the zombies were real and being controlled by cat people
December 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I can see it being useful for people with barn cats that aren’t all the way feral. I feel like that’s the only significant population of cats that routinely meet all 3 of these criteria
December 26, 2024 at 6:30 PM
He makes good video essays too
December 24, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Can I game the system by choosing the world’s heaviest human. 0 threat and that’s the largest ape there is
December 17, 2024 at 9:15 PM