I sincerely doubt this professional football players talks much about that pickup game he used to play as a kid in private. I'll go so far as to bet it's the first time he's said that phrase in years and years, and only when confronted with the origins and impact of the name, realized.

No, thank YOU, friend. Folks of our age with adult daughters have quite enough to keep us awake without this.

Yeeeeeah, Nah. I'm good calling out creepsville when I see it, man. You can go back to pretending that because she's an adult, it's normal if you want... I mean maybe don't do it publicly, cause that shit's full-on defender-of-the-pedobear-white-knight material. You do you, though.

Also, it helps normalize marrying someone 40 years your junior. Yay, UNC?

Only better: the detention is technically outside of our law's purview. We can direct torture to happen over there without any real legal consequence here.

Oh yeah, let's appeal to their conscience. That'll work.

So, we should go ahead and wait until it happens to an American citizen, even though it's been spoken as a goal by Trump himself, his press secretary, and his artificial prostate, Steve Bannon. Mkay. No.

If I felt either of those two were a downgrade from your previous QB, I'd sympathize.

It would be difficult to overestimate her... In the sense of how little consideration she is willing to give the rule of law over fealty to Trump. On most other accounts, shes unqualified for her position. You know it. Everyone knows it.

Trump's every evil fuckwad's "useful idiot".

READY? Dunno, but ready in lowercase. Lowercase is less obtrusive for when I need to be ready. So, yeah, ready.