They’re coming for you Social Security and your Medicare. I hate to say I told you so, but hahah just kidding I fucking love saying it

I TOLD YOU SO.

1.5 hour Uber ride with Captain Binary (full throttle or full brakes, never anything in between) and I’m car sick in a way that is unparalleled in the annals of human history

Getting back to my pre-COVID travel schedule has me yearning for the days of a global pandemic.

Let’s go, bird flu! You got this!

So, anybody else give up hope for the human race as a new year’s resolution? I may actually stick to this one.