The Kessler in Dallas. This Thursday, March 6. Come see the Wonder Women of Country.

I’ve got a new post up on Substack.

I need someone to refill my coffee cup.

I still feel like we are just acquaintances over here. And over on the old site we are old friends. So anyway, I hope it’s ok that I tell you I think this Santa set up at my grocery store looks pretty kinky.

From now until December 13 at midnight, nearly everything* in my store is 20% OFF. No code, coupon or gift card required. So now's a good time to do some Christmas shopping. Or Hannukah. Or birthdays, or whatever. Happy Holidays! xo Kelly”

I’m playing an in store at Waterloo Records Dec. 5 at 5:00! Come on down and do some Xmas shopping while I serenade you!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

They didn’t have a Barbie poster so we posed with the mutant turtles.