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a second self
y’all are really putting it all out there in these public venmo transactions
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i complimented this guy’s tshirt at my gym and he said “thanks, it was super cheap, only 45 bucks” and i immediately suffocated under the weight of his worldview
September 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
another day, another man, and
like the back of my hand i know
he’s talkin about himself
August 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
my face id didn’t recognize me
when i was crying
the haptic shake dismissal
rude
like who is she
if not vacuously
April 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Reposted by kelly
THREAD: Under a new law, thousands of prisoners in Louisiana have been cut off from ever getting a chance at parole.

Why?

Because an algorithm said so. 1/
April 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i’m just a language model so i’m unable to help
March 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
my face id didn’t recognize me
with food in my mouth
like who am i
if not starved for prix fixe pixels
March 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
T.Q.
February 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
they turned medusa upside down
forgetting snakes do love the ground
February 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
if it’s all
we’re all
music

the song
ends
when?
February 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
everybody is for you
everything specially for you
all the universe is just for you
#dakhabrakha
Specially for You
DakhaBrakha · Light · Song · 2014
open.spotify.com
February 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
and the fox says yup yup yup #twain
The Fox (Yup Yup Yup)
Twain · The Fox (Yup Yup Yup) · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
February 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
this article is good but did they not talk to a single #autistic or otherwise #neurodivergent person about the maddening ubiquity of “functional” flickering LED lights in public? i’m talking restaurants, schools, public transit, hospitals, etc. — places where we are already doing the most to cope
Just Say No to Terrible White LEDs
Those light bulbs make you look awful.
www.theatlantic.com
January 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i’m just trying to get to a place where i can read a book for 20 minutes straight
January 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
not sure what i’m even doing slinging digital bits into the void after such a long stretch of social media hibernation

but anyway this 2023 article by hua hsu is still so good and

talking > posting
What Conversation Can Do for Us
Our culture is dominated by efforts to score points and win arguments. But do we really talk anymore?
www.newyorker.com
January 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wait so is this platform mainly operating as a dis course on the discourse? no worries if not
January 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
help i can’t stop thinking about tonal linguistics re: the phrases “now what” and “what now”
January 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if the cards are stacked against you and you shift your body a little bit to the left, do they fall?
January 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM