am I embarrassed when I find myself lowly singing “WEBS UP” to myself yes but is it still much more pleasant on my grown up ears than Miss Rachel also yes

Today the nurse giving him his flu shot told him “I don’t think many two year olds have even heard of Thomas Aquinas”

Dirty John comes to mind. I think it feels like a different genre because men who scam have a tendency to get violent :/

I removed my birthday from my Facebook profile years ago. Highly recommend. Also hbd

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Lots of clever ones in here