Kelly Jewell
@kellyjewell.bsky.social
Small town guy with a fondness for campfires, old Dodge trucks, and video games
Honestly didn't think the Game Awards was bad this year, but that last hour and final reveal were extraordinarily underwhelming.
Also, where the hell was the Black Flag remake? That was my most anticipated thing that seemed surefire to show up.
Also also, Pragmata on Switch 2 looks fantastic.
Also, where the hell was the Black Flag remake? That was my most anticipated thing that seemed surefire to show up.
Also also, Pragmata on Switch 2 looks fantastic.
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Honestly didn't think the Game Awards was bad this year, but that last hour and final reveal were extraordinarily underwhelming.
Also, where the hell was the Black Flag remake? That was my most anticipated thing that seemed surefire to show up.
Also also, Pragmata on Switch 2 looks fantastic.
Also, where the hell was the Black Flag remake? That was my most anticipated thing that seemed surefire to show up.
Also also, Pragmata on Switch 2 looks fantastic.
I'm so ready for my Christmas break this year. After having to cancel my vacation 3 times this fall due to various circumstances, I'm really looking forward to an extended break from work 😴
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm so ready for my Christmas break this year. After having to cancel my vacation 3 times this fall due to various circumstances, I'm really looking forward to an extended break from work 😴
I'm so tired, but its time for a short stint at work then a doctor's appointment. Looking forward to an afternoon nap 😴
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm so tired, but its time for a short stint at work then a doctor's appointment. Looking forward to an afternoon nap 😴
This not being able to walk shit is getting real old real fast. I just want my leg to be better 😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This not being able to walk shit is getting real old real fast. I just want my leg to be better 😭😭
I think i twisted (and untwisted) my leg in my sleep. Oh the joys of getting old 😂
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think i twisted (and untwisted) my leg in my sleep. Oh the joys of getting old 😂
Finally spoke to my Dr about something to help me sleep and not only did he prescribe me a med that DOESN'T EXIST but the clinic won't take my calls 🤦♂️
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Finally spoke to my Dr about something to help me sleep and not only did he prescribe me a med that DOESN'T EXIST but the clinic won't take my calls 🤦♂️
Woke up thinking today was Monday since I just had 2 days off. Finding out it was actually Thursday was a very pleasant surprise 😂
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Woke up thinking today was Monday since I just had 2 days off. Finding out it was actually Thursday was a very pleasant surprise 😂
Happy Monday, y'all! Today I am blessed with crippling stomach pain and a stuffy nose. So thankful!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy Monday, y'all! Today I am blessed with crippling stomach pain and a stuffy nose. So thankful!!
Shoutout to Purolator for delivering my copy of #AgeofImprisonment to the next town over like a bunch of dumbasses. Guess I'll play it tomorrow night instead 😞
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Shoutout to Purolator for delivering my copy of #AgeofImprisonment to the next town over like a bunch of dumbasses. Guess I'll play it tomorrow night instead 😞
Hello, Monday. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but for once let's just set aside our differences and get through this together.
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hello, Monday. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but for once let's just set aside our differences and get through this together.
Happy Halloween everybody! Don't forget to eat 30 pounds of candy in one sitting and violently shit yourself, as is tradition ❤️❤️
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Happy Halloween everybody! Don't forget to eat 30 pounds of candy in one sitting and violently shit yourself, as is tradition ❤️❤️
I can't believe I live in a world so utterly fucked in the head
Kim Kardashian says the Moon landing was fake
"Go to TikTok ... see for yourself ... Why is the flag blowing? ... Why are there no stars?"
NASA responds:
"Yes, we've been to the Moon before ... six times"
"Go to TikTok ... see for yourself ... Why is the flag blowing? ... Why are there no stars?"
NASA responds:
"Yes, we've been to the Moon before ... six times"
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I can't believe I live in a world so utterly fucked in the head
Waking up to find out a new Animal Crossing update is coming is like waking up on Christmas morning. I'm so happy
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Waking up to find out a new Animal Crossing update is coming is like waking up on Christmas morning. I'm so happy
I would sell my soul for a good port of RDR2 for my Switch 2. Please Rockstar just fucking make it happen for the love of Jason Christ
October 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I would sell my soul for a good port of RDR2 for my Switch 2. Please Rockstar just fucking make it happen for the love of Jason Christ
Happy Friday friends! Less than 9 hours until the weekend for meee 🎶
October 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy Friday friends! Less than 9 hours until the weekend for meee 🎶
Words cannot express how badly I wish today was Friday and not Thursday
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Words cannot express how badly I wish today was Friday and not Thursday
Last night was brought to you by Van Halen 💕 Miss you Eddie.
October 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Last night was brought to you by Van Halen 💕 Miss you Eddie.
I don't want to go to work today 😴
On a related note, ooh coffee 🎶
On a related note, ooh coffee 🎶
October 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I don't want to go to work today 😴
On a related note, ooh coffee 🎶
On a related note, ooh coffee 🎶
Exploded a torque wrench today, so that was cool.
On another note, anyone have a good recommendation for a reliable torque wrench? 😂
On another note, anyone have a good recommendation for a reliable torque wrench? 😂
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Exploded a torque wrench today, so that was cool.
On another note, anyone have a good recommendation for a reliable torque wrench? 😂
On another note, anyone have a good recommendation for a reliable torque wrench? 😂
Had such a wonderful weekend, but now its 5am on a work day and I woke up with excruciating stomach pain. Cool!
October 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Had such a wonderful weekend, but now its 5am on a work day and I woke up with excruciating stomach pain. Cool!
Went bowling last night with my girlfriend for the first time in years and omg it was actually SO fun. Maybe I should join the league...?
October 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Went bowling last night with my girlfriend for the first time in years and omg it was actually SO fun. Maybe I should join the league...?
Been on a huge Star Wars kick lately. Should I check out Jedi Fallen Order & Survivor? Someone sell me on them? 😏
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Been on a huge Star Wars kick lately. Should I check out Jedi Fallen Order & Survivor? Someone sell me on them? 😏
Had a nice cozy morning with this guy today 🐱
October 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Had a nice cozy morning with this guy today 🐱
I have returned! I'm not sure why I never got back to Bluesky after upgrading phones a few months ago, but with all the new features I think I can finally ditch a couple other platforms for good. Feels good 🎶
October 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I have returned! I'm not sure why I never got back to Bluesky after upgrading phones a few months ago, but with all the new features I think I can finally ditch a couple other platforms for good. Feels good 🎶
Reposted by Kelly Jewell
My game design portfolio!
It's tiny for now (thanks NDAs), but I'll keep adding to it.
daleyspacejohnson.wixsite.com/daleyevedesign
It's tiny for now (thanks NDAs), but I'll keep adding to it.
daleyspacejohnson.wixsite.com/daleyevedesign
Portfolio | Daleyevedesign
daleyspacejohnson.wixsite.com
May 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My game design portfolio!
It's tiny for now (thanks NDAs), but I'll keep adding to it.
daleyspacejohnson.wixsite.com/daleyevedesign
It's tiny for now (thanks NDAs), but I'll keep adding to it.
daleyspacejohnson.wixsite.com/daleyevedesign