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Kelly
@kellyisablade.bsky.social
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Geek. Nerd. Shoe Queen. Fat & Fierce. Fancy Lady.
She/Her #BLM #TransLivesMatter #FucktheTories #SheffieldUnited #LiveMusic #FreePalestine
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This is my instafest thingy, which you can tell isn't a real festival because of all the women on the lineup 😆
It's a bit of a mix of genres, just like my brain.
A pretend festival lineup made from my Spotify listening. Fri includes Taylor Swift headlining, plus Dutty Moonshine Big Band, Jordan Davis, brothers Osborne, Yungblud, Chappell Roan, Miley Cyrus, Rianne Downey. Sat includes Old Dominion, Russell Dickerson, Charli XCX, The Skints, Bob Vylan, Take That, Megan Moroney, Luke Combs. Sun includes Sabrina Carpenter, Huntrix, Oasis, CMAT, the Beatles, Breland, McFly
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Oh no 😢 it's a horrible thing. If Chuck were there he would lie on you to keep you warm and calm. Here's a pic from what's meant to be our Christmas card but I couldn't get a very good one because he kept smashing through it to get to the treats 🤣 Hope you're being kind to yourself xx
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Chuck wasn't happy about the neighbour's 10 foot tall, inflatable, light up skeleton. He doesn't like new things appearing so he lets them know about it 😆😆
October 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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I've been taking a break from socials, they were taking up too much of my time tbh. I'm sure nobody has missed me but I reckon some ppl might have missed The Goodest Boy.
Chuck is a white staffy with a small brown patch on his tail. He is wearing a red harness, and he is standing on some grass, surrounded by fallen red leaves. He is looking at the camera and it seems like he is smiling. His ears are sticking up jauntily.
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Has anybody ever seen such a big baby as Chuck??
A man is sitting on a grey sofa, with a white staffy lying against him, his head on the man's chest. The staffy is fast asleep and snuggled into the man's chest.
September 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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In Nottingham tonight for @cruk-mi.bsky.social #shinewalk 10k. We've raised £1000 so far for Cancer Research UK.
Let's goooooooo!
Kelly is smiling at the camera. She is wearing a purple t shirt that says 2025 shine walk, with the Cancer Research UK logo. In the background is Nottingham market square and Nottingham Town Hall.
September 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Visiting my sister in Brighton and really enjoying @stevemchugh.bsky.social fresh take on Vampire lore.
It's a beautiful day ☀️
A hand is holding a kindle and in the background is a pebble beach, and then the sparkling sea and blue sky.
August 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Hey gardening folk, is it normal for a crabapple tree to suddenly start growing large apples as well as the usual teeny tiny ones?
(Photos show green leaves and branches with small pink and green crabapples, and some large pink and green apples)
#gardeningsky #help
August 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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PB was 40 last week so we had a wrestling themed party. One of my friends came as a chair 🤣🤣🤣
#wrestlesky
Macho Man (me) and Kurt Angle (Paul) having a beer in the sunshine. Kelly is wearing brightly patterned leggings, a tee with Macho Man on and the words OOOOOOOOHHH YEAH, plus a pink denim jacket with long pink & yellow tassels and a black cowboy hat. She has drawn a beard & moustache on with black eyeliner. Paul has on a red, white and blue unitard on with USA on the front. He has a bald cap on his head and he's wearing a fake Olympic gold medal. A man dressed as Bret Hart is lying on the ground. A man dressed as Kurt Angle is holding Bret's leg in the air. A man dressed as Sting (the wrestler) is holding a baseball bet menacingly over them both. A man dressed as Sting (the wrestler) is standing on some decking. He is wearing black trousers, a black tee with a scorpion on the front. He is holding a baseball bat. He has white and black face paint, and a curly black wig. Gemma is smiling at the camera. She is wearing a black dress with black boots, and she is wearing a chair made from cardboard around her neck.
July 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Chuck is a bit bewildered by my Chuck tee, tbh 😆
(c.c @holmfirthartist.bsky.social )
Kelly is sitting in front of Chuck, the white staffy, who is lying on the sofa behind her. She has copper coloured hair, and she is wearing a black tee with CHUCK in red letters and 6 small pics of him on it.
July 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn't do Cameo so PB got a Happy 40th birthday from @danhausen.bsky.social instead, and he LOVED it! #wrestlesky #Danhausen #PaulKellyHausen
July 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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I have 2 nappers next to me.
A man and his white dog are both asleep on the sofa, with their heads resting on the arm.
July 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Fancied a change from the pink.
Kelly is looking at the camera. She has a Dean Winchester (from Supernatural) tee shirt on. She has bright copper orange hair that's been straightened. It's just past shoulder length. She is standing outside on some decking.
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I've been listening to loads of Oasis recently and I've had flashbacks to baby Kelly, up town on a wkend, 75p for half a lager and lime (or a Blastaway if I was feeling fancy) Coffee Shimmer lipstick, and loads of Body Shop Dewberry body spray.
(Pic from 1997, I wish I still had that T-shirt!)
A young Kelly stands facing the camera with Sydney Harbour and the Harbour bridge in the background. She's smiling, with sunglasses pushed onto her head. She has a black tee on with Oasis in silver letters.
July 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I've done my morning jobs in the wrong order so now I need to have a strip wash at the bathroom sink.
A large monstera plant is in a bath of water, soaking the roots from the bottom. It has water drops on the leaves from the shower.
July 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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My Chuck (aka The Goodest Boy) is very surprised that there is an entire film about him. #TheLifeOfChuck
June 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I like using Storygraph to keep track of my reading. I'm just about to start @misterkristoff.bsky.social & then I've got 4 queued up from @rjbarker.bsky.social @chuckwendig.bsky.social @wordsiren.bsky.social & @stevemchugh.bsky.social
See y'all in a few weeks 😊
Pic shows a screen with Current Reads at the top, and the cover of a book by Jay Kristoff underneath it. Then it has To Read Pile underneath that, with 4 book covers from books by Chuck Wendig, Kamilah Cole, Steve J McHugh and RJ Barker. It is a screenshot from the app Storygraph.
May 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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We were meant to be painting pictures of each other's faces but ended up painting my boobs & butt instead. We'll probably hang them in the spare bedroom for visitors to wonder what they are 😆
April 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I've just tried one of these at work and it almost blew my head off. My entire life flashed before my eyes.
A small can with the words Organic Ginger Turmeric Shot on the front.
February 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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We've been for a walk so Chuck gets the foam from the top of my pint.
Chuck is a white staffy. He is sitting on a bar chair and he is licking the foam from the top of a pint of lager.
February 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I like the fringe but it grows so fast it gets on my wick, and I can't just go out of the house in a morning without having to dick around with it so it's not sticking up.
I can't comment about the bleach, cos mine's been bleached since I was about 16 🤣
January 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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My dad looks chuffed to be wearing my jacket 🤣
Brian is sitting in the pub, with a pint of John Smiths on the table. He has short, grey hair, and a bit of a grey beard. He is looking at the camera with a wry smile on his face. He is wearing a full silver sequin bomber jacket.
January 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Chuck wears a hat now. No need to make a big deal out of it.
Chuck is a white staffy, sitting in profile on a bed with black and jungle print covers. He has a brown beanie hat on covering his ears. Chuck is a white staffy, sitting on a bed with black and jungle print covers. He is facing the camera but looking away slightly. He has a brown beanie hat on covering his ears.
January 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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We've had some lovely Nepalese food at our fave local restaurant, and now we're back at home ( wet through from the rain) just in time for my hero, Jane McDonald, on the TV. Happy New Year 🥳🎉🎈
December 31, 2024 at 10:25 PM