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(NDistinct Chatter)
@kellyhagen.bsky.social
Sharp-witted, union-strong (mis)communicator with a punk-rock soul. Just try’n to be a voice for ND educators & public workers, blending strategic savvy with humor, heart & hustle. Not broken — just different. Let down & Hagen around.
Futzing around.
Chatty G told me to write this LinkedIn post and I’d get rich, so that’s where we’re at …
Oh.
open.substack.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The cats are just there to trick you into reading my nonsense. Ain’t I a stinker?
“What is wrong with me?”
How’s that for a clickbait headline?
open.substack.com
October 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is painful to watch. But watch it, anyway. Life is pain.
20 Trump Supporters Take on 1 Progressive (feat. Sam Seder) | Surrounded
YouTube video by Jubilee
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March 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’m just a #neurodivergent who thinks you ought not to tell a neurodivergent they think too much, because they already know they think too much & it’s slowly driving them mad, and if it were possible for them to not think too much, they’d probably do that because it sounds like a lot of fun. #okbye
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
A voucher is a voucher is a voucher is a voucher.
February 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
There’s our former Governor Doug Burgum, now holding up visual aids touting dumb ideas for an Oompa Loompa. Coulda just nominated an easel to be your Secretary of the Interior, Donny. If you really want to save some money.
February 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Still wild to me that a majority of voters chose “concepts of a plan” over actual plans.
February 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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probably the most mischievous grin ever
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“Pipe down, young, these some whole other politics.”
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Which is worse: voting for Barnum & Bailey and NOT expecting a circus; or electing Barnum & Bailey BECAUSE they promised you a circus?
February 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Explain how DEI causes plane crashes in a way that makes sense to me, please.
January 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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It wasn't DEI, it was DOGE.
January 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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This provided a much-needed laugh this week:
January 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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More context on an Iowa seat flipping toward Democrats today:
Our Iowa writeup for tomorrow morning's newsletter. Short version:

Dem Mike Zimmer ran on a pro-public schools/anti-voucher platform. Republican Katie Whittington avoided the media and was supported by white nationalist ex-Rep. Steve King.

Subscribe today! www.the-downballot.com/subscribe
January 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is lunacy. If you don’t think so, you might be a lunatic.
January 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bills Fans Donate Over $10,000 to Mark Andrews Charity Following Death Threats - Newsweek

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Bills Fans Donate Over $10,000 to Mark Andrews Charity Following Death Threats — Newsweek
The Baltimore Ravens' season came to a screeching halt in their Divisional Playoff game against the Buffalo Bills. The Ravens scored a touchdown in the waning moments of the fourth quarter and were go...
apple.news
January 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Look out, world. A friend recently reminded me that I’m “Kelly F’ing Hagen.” Honestly, I had forgotten. #kellyhagentho #thatssohagen #acknowledgeme
a man with a beard speaking into a microphone with the words acknowledge me written below him
ALT: a man with a beard speaking into a microphone with the words acknowledge me written below him
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 6:08 AM
I am the least important person. People are saying.
December 18, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Political Candidate, pre-election: “When I’m the President, we’re going to pay off the debt, end inflation, close the border, end the wars in Ukraine & Gaza, ‘drain the swamp’ & make everybody rich.”
Same Political Candidate, post election: “We’re going to end Daylight Savings Time, y’all!”
December 16, 2024 at 2:23 AM
These Are My Predictions For #SaturdayNightsMainEvent

Quote Or Reply With Yours

#wrestlesky #WWESNME #SNME #WWE

Chelsea ✅️ Vs Michin
Drew ✅️ Vs Sami
Iyo vs Liv ✅️
Gunther vs Finn ✅️ vs Damian
Cody ✅️ vs Kevin
December 15, 2024 at 1:18 AM
It’s been brought to my attention that I apologize too much & it’s making people uncomfortable. So I wanted to say I’m sorry for saying sorry, but I DON’T KNOW HOW
December 4, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Me, anytime I’m in an elevator with a stranger. Except we usually have pants & shirts on.
December 2, 2024 at 12:13 AM
#Bluesky has been compared to “2009 Twitter.” Which is cool cuz, for me, I had no idea how to use Twitter effectively back then. I still had a MySpace in ‘09, fer cripes sake. Here’s to starting over, now that I’m incrementally smarter.
November 27, 2024 at 1:55 AM