What about the laundry? There’s always laundry. Or clearing out the expired spices in the cabinet.

What is your snack situation? Further, how much booze do you have at hand?

Have you seen kangaroos? It’s amazing human beings survived that continent.

My claim to fame is Nancy Sinatra followed both of my accounts and used to regularly retweet my classic movie reviews and essays on my first Twitter account I used to promote my blog and my love of all things old.

Does it count if my ancestors fled Edinburgh in 1658 because they were…horse thieves and Jacobites, apparently?

Karma is a bitch.

That’s what I meant. Good lord. What a slip! Thank you.

Reagan literally started his 1980 campaign in PHILADELPHIA, MISSISSIPPI. Kevin, as a fellow unfortunate member of the saltine caucus, are you as tired as I am? Because, boss, I’m tired.

Is that George Jones and…KISS? Who are those other two sad people?

This is my lived experience.

Acute wards even more so. It’s the equivalent of being held without bail while you await whether or the charges are going to stick and where you will be sent home ROR.

Men are going to find out there are a lot more breast cancer survivors than they thought.