KellyGreen79
@kellygreen79.bsky.social
I often refer to it as "the King's English" just to piss them off.
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I often refer to it as "the King's English" just to piss them off.
A participation trophy for the tantrum toddler. This should immediately be revoked.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
A participation trophy for the tantrum toddler. This should immediately be revoked.
Did he wear the right size Tampax too?
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Did he wear the right size Tampax too?
Ah yes, the famous Chicago Palm trees. 🤦♀️
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Ah yes, the famous Chicago Palm trees. 🤦♀️
You, Johnson, may be sworn in but aren't working for your constituents, you are solely working for your boss, the rancid mango.
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You, Johnson, may be sworn in but aren't working for your constituents, you are solely working for your boss, the rancid mango.
I can't even watch that movie anymore.
March 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't even watch that movie anymore.
Awww, he looks like my Ely. 🧡🤍
March 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Awww, he looks like my Ely. 🧡🤍
You had a chance to do the right thing...& you chose not to.
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You had a chance to do the right thing...& you chose not to.