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Kelly
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Easily amused.
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Etymology of the day: spiders were once known as ‘attercops’, or ‘poison-heads’, because it was believed most spiders were venomous. The ‘cop’ element became the ‘cob’ in ‘cobweb’.
July 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
June 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Parramatta Eels are playing so reposting this #parramattaeels #nrl
Why haven’t the Parramatta Eels fans jumped on this banger to play/chant at games?

youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w?...
Eels Song | The Mighty Boosh | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios
youtu.be
June 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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It’s a Herc girl summer 🙌🏻
June 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Foetuses are more responsive to music played through their mother’s vagina than through her stomach.
June 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Producers should pay writers, not the other way around. Writers, it's never been more important to protect yourselves. Join your union, @writersguildgb.bsky.social . The Guild always has your back.
June 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
On a Mikey walk, so I thought I'd share some silly words because, why not?
June 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I know hearing about other peoples dreams is boring but hear me out.

You know how you can get JOLTED awake, like when you fall in a dream or something like that?

Well, this morning I was jolted awake from being hit in the face with a fish.
May 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Self-love is essential, but have you considered self-liking? Plus, I look into a bit of linguistic history, the 'hilarious' history of the word 'OK'.

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How to like yourself better
Happy Friday, Intentionalists! Most of us understand the importance of loving ourselves. It’s healthy to acknowledge our self-worth, to take care of our health, prioritise our needs and to set boundar...
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May 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Surely a robot would have learned to press "I am not a robot" by now.
May 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A note to fellow pierced eared people. Don’t become complacent with your holes (lol). I hadn’t been wearing earrings daily and just had to re-pierce my own ears.
May 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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One more photo from yesterday's AI demo, with @writersguildgb.bsky.social Chair, Emma Reeves. All that's missing from shot is a red double-decker bus.
May 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This on the right gives me mad Joan Jett vibes. I have no plans to go to the snow, can I just get about in this? Y/N?
May 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
New Beatle book just arrived. I will never have enough Beatle books 🤍
May 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Forget the usual insults, let's bring back the classics. 'Ninnyhammer,' anyone? In last week's Substack post, in my silly bit, I explored ye olde insults that still pack a punch (and yes, 'Pumpion' is a real thing). 👀

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Are you trying too hard?
Let success come to you. Happy Friday, Intentionalists! In my book The Divine Feline: A Chic Cat Lady’s Guide to Woman’s Best Friend, I teach people that if they want to befriend a timid cat, the wors...
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May 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Do adult excursions exist? Like someone smart takes you out to somewhere interesting and then you learn all about it. Extra points if you get a lunchbox lunch.

Or is this what I would like dating to be?
May 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Tickets for our special screening of The Big Four + a Q&A with the director Peter Lydon, and Philip Jackson (Chief Inspector Japp himself) are on sale NOW!

Want to join us at Riverside Studios on Sunday 1st June? Get your tickets now: riversidestudios.co.uk/see-and-do/p...
April 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Dropped my boy at the vets for a CT scan. Wish him luck!
April 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Just a little shout-out to my creative friends making art and writing poems and filming movies and sculpting delightful things. Keep it up, lovelies!
April 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (18th century): one who focuses on unimportant issues while avoiding the important ones, or who fiddles/plays golf while Rome burns.
April 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ah yes. Seems very legit.
April 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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March 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Why haven’t the Parramatta Eels fans jumped on this banger to play/chant at games?

youtu.be/0AckvdGbk4w?...
Eels Song | The Mighty Boosh | BBC Studios
YouTube video by BBC Studios
youtu.be
March 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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March 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM