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Kelly Collette
@kellycollette.bsky.social
Comedian with hard opinions about soft things
Cinderella had to literally
Walk on glass to get a man to notice her
May 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I wanted Phoebe and Rachel to be closer
April 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Katy Perry said going to space was the best experience, second only to being a mother. Take that, astronauts who dedicated their lives to exploration and science.

Cancel my trip to the moon and take me to Lego land.
April 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I called a kid a Sigma Toilet and they couldn’t tell if it was disrespectful and neither could I ?
November 30, 2024 at 11:31 PM
My first post on Blue Sky. So awesome that you used my lower back tattoo for your logo 🦋
November 26, 2024 at 4:22 AM