Might f$&k around and eat six pomegranate arils later. What’s the worst that could happen? 😌😘🙃
#IMadeThis #Pomegranate #AlwaysMoreRhinestones #Persephone #Polesque #AboutLastNight

Alas

I called this tableau “Gonzo at the Strip Club” and now R isn’t speaking to me

Today in parenting choices that we will definitely regret sooner rather than later: Baby’s First Chicken Attack

I could explain but I will not.

Use a Star Trek meme to describe how you feel.

Good hair day AND pointed toes, check me out ✨💅

At after school pickup today L’s teacher asked if I wanted to come inside so I didn't have to wait in the cold. 😂💀

I was wearing sandals, capris, and a tank top. I absolutely burst out laughing before I could stop myself. Y’all, Texas is wild.

Hangin’ around.
#kellychameleon

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?