🦈kelli🦈
@kello303.bsky.social
Sarcasm & a (dark) sense of humor are my love languages
Pinned
Happy International Dog Day 🐶🐶🩷🩷
August 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Happy International Dog Day 🐶🐶🩷🩷
Boy oh boy, I wish I was illiterate
July 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Boy oh boy, I wish I was illiterate
Which Garbage Pail Kid is this?
I’ve got an exciting announcement about my political future! #Trump2028
July 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Which Garbage Pail Kid is this?
Happy World Shark Day to those who celebrate 🦈🩷🦈🩷🦈
July 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Happy World Shark Day to those who celebrate 🦈🩷🦈🩷🦈
Just scrolled thru this thread again & it makes me just as happy as it did when I saw it a few days ago!
May 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just scrolled thru this thread again & it makes me just as happy as it did when I saw it a few days ago!
Reposted by 🦈kelli🦈
This dog was spotted remaining cool, calm, and completely unbothered by the haters. 13/10
April 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This dog was spotted remaining cool, calm, and completely unbothered by the haters. 13/10
When Robert Stack begins an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, standing in a cemetery, you know the stories are going to be extra wild.
February 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
When Robert Stack begins an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, standing in a cemetery, you know the stories are going to be extra wild.
*Larry David indecisive gif*
February 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*Larry David indecisive gif*
Chucklefucks. The whole lot of them.
NEW: Trump’s USDA admits it "accidentally" fired "several" agency employees working on the federal response to the H5N1 avian flu outbreak—and is now scrambling to undo the damage.
February 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Chucklefucks. The whole lot of them.
Fun fact: I’ve suffered w/ depression & anxiety since my teens. I tried to commit suicide & have been on SSRIs since my 20’s. Since being on them, I’ve committed exactly 0 school shootings & 0 acts of violence.
I would not be here without them.
What RFK Jr. wants to do is dangerous. Fuck him.
I would not be here without them.
What RFK Jr. wants to do is dangerous. Fuck him.
February 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Fun fact: I’ve suffered w/ depression & anxiety since my teens. I tried to commit suicide & have been on SSRIs since my 20’s. Since being on them, I’ve committed exactly 0 school shootings & 0 acts of violence.
I would not be here without them.
What RFK Jr. wants to do is dangerous. Fuck him.
I would not be here without them.
What RFK Jr. wants to do is dangerous. Fuck him.
If the 4 Nations Face Off were to last my entire life, I wouldn’t be mad
February 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If the 4 Nations Face Off were to last my entire life, I wouldn’t be mad
I’m just excited for some day time hockey, I dunno
February 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m just excited for some day time hockey, I dunno
My plans literally every day I can get away with it
February 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My plans literally every day I can get away with it
Trump is a true sociopath. Manipulating people. Exploiting their weaknesses with empty, dangerous lies, until he gets what he wants, with no remorse for those he fucks over.
He’s an abuser, in every which sense of the word. And 1/2 the country either can’t see it or refuses to.
He’s an abuser, in every which sense of the word. And 1/2 the country either can’t see it or refuses to.
January 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Trump is a true sociopath. Manipulating people. Exploiting their weaknesses with empty, dangerous lies, until he gets what he wants, with no remorse for those he fucks over.
He’s an abuser, in every which sense of the word. And 1/2 the country either can’t see it or refuses to.
He’s an abuser, in every which sense of the word. And 1/2 the country either can’t see it or refuses to.
Watching “The Limo” episode of Seinfeld right now & it’s hitting a little bit too close to home.
January 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Watching “The Limo” episode of Seinfeld right now & it’s hitting a little bit too close to home.
Also, dogs, sharks, sports, & (older) wrestling.
January 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Also, dogs, sharks, sports, & (older) wrestling.
Maybe a little bit of both 🤷🏼♀️
January 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Maybe a little bit of both 🤷🏼♀️
I’ve hated this fucker since I was a wee little WWE fan
January 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’ve hated this fucker since I was a wee little WWE fan
Fight for your right to be detained
January 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Fight for your right to be detained
Reposted by 🦈kelli🦈
