kellierb.bsky.social
@kellierb.bsky.social
1/3/4/2 best value probably 2 because it’ll fit right and last forever and is timeless.
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Read your name at first as rectum, which would be more fitting.
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
JFC the absolute stupidity of this regime is mind-boggling
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
2: Maybe Kim can’t grow her own anymore and whoever she’s boinking likes a full bush so voila, a solution no one needed was born.
October 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If you wax often, you actually kill the follicle so your hair grows in thinner and thinner. I find this to be an extra perk of waxing, but I know girls who over-tweezed and over-waxed their eyebrows in HS had to find ways to fix the pencil brows they ended up sticking with (like eyebrow tattoos).
October 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Greg Abbot can’t even find his own asshole.
October 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
God damn people can be so astoundingly stupid…
October 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
You realize that you and I will be paying the bill and they won’t give one flying fuck, right?
September 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lmao it’s so cute that you think Pam Bondi is going to give a shit or even read this. Does she even have the intellect to be able to read this?
September 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The fact that this guy goes to bed at night and doesn’t hate himself is astonishing. How can you say shit like this and not hate yourself?
September 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
But Adam, what if they had gotten shot?! 🙄
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
*Paula Dean has entered the chat*
September 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“Accidentally “ 🫠
September 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Are we sure this isn’t a Dr. Oz type situation?
September 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Revoke his medical license. Clearly he’s not competent.
September 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Amazing that you can be a judge and also be that fucking stupid.
September 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Lmao how nice of Nevada to volunteer its own people for a really fucked experiment about what happens when you deny basic preventative care.
September 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We’re gonna end up looking like this moron, complete with weird boner pants and missing belt. @dieworkwear.bsky.social this outfit deserves its own post, really.
September 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Just give it a day or two and dumpty will fire everyone at the BLS
September 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This dude looks like a sick potato and we’re supposed to take health advice from him?
September 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Rand Paul is still an asshole. Just like a broken clock, he’s right sometimes, but it will never redeem all the shit he’s done.
September 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM