Hear me out. What if we all listen to Father Figure by George Michael like a whole bunch this year and then next November, Spotify has to make a ton of wrapped videos where everyone’s top song is Father Figure by George Michael? That would be really good for me.

MY FAVORITE 2025 RECORDS ALL RIGHT
Mannequin Pussy - I Got Heaven
Chat Pile - Cool World
Distants - LP
Tierra Whack - World Wide Whack
Frail Body - Artificial Bouquet
Denzel Curry - King of the Mischievous South
Gel - Persona
Gouge Away - Deep Sage
Sumac - The Healer
Undeath - More Insane

If the drones and orbs are aliens, that’s tight. If it’s just a bunch of people being silly and causing confusion, that’s also tight.

Heard at Waffle House. “This is my ex boyfriend’s mom’s favorite song.”

Just saw a commercial for MAGA.com merch. Just a slow pan over a bunch of trump merch on a table while a choir signing Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” plays under excerpts from trump speeches. Really fucking funny.

Thankful for the family group chat

I think I wanna get into reckless driving

A funny thing about being in wine and spirits sales is getting used to bar managers treating me like I treated wine and spirits reps when I was a bar manager. Chill out, past me. They’re not having a good day either.

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

This was a very good book.

Well, Covid and flu shots made for a really sweaty, boring weekend. Related: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes would be a better movie if they said “Lucy Gray” and had full songs like way less.

This is peak comedy and I won’t hear any different

The world is crazy and horrible, but check it out, this slug big as hell