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Kellen
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Husband of @amethystlynn. Father (x2). Brother (x6). Uncle (x11). Trucker. Photographer. #Braves #skol #Penguins #TeamHendrick #di9. Pokémon Go: KellenC7
Uhm… what’s up, @bsky.app?
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 AM
So I just heard on the radio that Twitter is having issues, which is why I’m here realizing that I need to spend more time here. lol
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
September 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Kellen
For almost two hours last night, Trump gaslight the nation.

It was an avalanche of falsehoods, petty insults and performative acts intended to make you accept his alternative reality.

That tariffs aren't somehow a crushing tax on Americans.

That alienating our allies will make us stronger.

...🧵
March 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Did I 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 to use the snowblower to take care of the driveway?

No, but I 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 a snowblower, and I 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 to use it.

Also: the neighbor two doors down had his snowblower out. 😝
January 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s been well over a decade since I worked at McDonald’s, but I still look at the clock and mentally draw the line at “morning” and “approaching lunchtime” at 10:30 AM.

Any other former McD’s employees do this? 😅
December 7, 2024 at 4:24 PM
December 3, 2024 at 10:42 AM
I have no idea how to interpret dreams, so feel free to give this a shot:

I dreamt that I was trying to organize a closet while being harassed and threatened by a human-sized Rattigan because he believed I gave Bartholomew the idea to call him a rat.
November 26, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Once this site gets more sports accounts, it will be a heck of a lot better.
November 23, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I’m just glad to be here. 👏🏻👏🏻
November 7, 2024 at 1:58 AM