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Kelladon
@kelladon.bsky.social
Software dev, writer, artist, Dwarf Fortress enthusiast, Asian-shaped sleep paralysis demon. Now with extra ennui.

Star sign: a can of Dr. Pepper being wreathed in flesh and detonated with C4

he/him, am dude
I'm amazed the current administration is even celebrating Hanukah in the first place. Christian nationalists don't really get with the idea of religious tolerance.
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
tl;dr Bridgy Fed is SUPPOSED to allow Mastodon and Bluesky to integrate with each other, so your posts on Mastodon and Bluesky are aggregated and show up on one another. It doesn't seem to work for me.
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Jack shit. I'm giving up on that front for a bit, it's too frustrating.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The whole deal of calling the objectors "woke snowflakes" rubbed me the wrong way. I'm not familiar with Zentraya as a person or what she makes creatively, but her quip was a red flag. I'm not advocating jumping on her, just saying that anti-fascists don't talk like that.
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I was initially skeptical of the thread, but then I remember my former roommate who asked questions about my autism on an hourly basis as an attempt to disprove my diagnosis and everything clicked into place.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I remember playing 0.47 a while back... I somehow managed to create a gigantic pile of roasts that used 65 units of plums and about a dozen units of spinach and bitter vetch. Also had a similar situation with a mountain of cherries, a single leek, and a single apple.
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
How legitimate/illegitimate is biblical literalism seen among professional theologians? My limited theological studies indicate that interpreting every single verse literally and as a directive from God has the spiritual effect equivalent to driving off a cliff, but I'd like to confirm.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"I... firmly believe that there would be less gender issues and insecurities in children if they were raised knowing that they do not belong to themselves, but they belong to the Lord"

Ah ok I'm so glad this person clarified that personal agency is sin, that clears up so much.

Fucking hell.
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
SOOPER CYAN
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It's amazing what propaganda can make people believe.

- trans people are an "ideology"
- charity is "communism"
- Birds "aren't real"
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
DOJ rn:
shrek is making a funny face and says oops .
Alt: shrek is making a funny face and says oops .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Prevent someone from calling 911

(I hate dudebro astrology)

#YIAYalpha
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ideally, Link would have no spoken dialogue but other characters react as if he does. That or if he DOES speak, it needs to be appropriately goofy and clueless.
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This feels like Zombocom got a facelift and a spiffy HTML5 redesign that no one asked for
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I've had a similar inkling where a serial killer is declared innocent because he wrote his plan in code and metaphor, and the jury doesn't understand that "ignite the pineapple within the coffin" could also indicate the murderer detonated an IED under the floorboards of a house.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Cheers!
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.

"We only hail the hero from whom we got our name
We're not sure what he did, but he's our hero just the same"
The John Birch Society
YouTube video by Chad Mitchell Trio - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM