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My pet human centipede, Muskerburg
Hate when i decide to jay walk and a man follows my lead
a woman wearing glasses and a brown tank top is sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a brown tank top is sitting in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Hate when i decide to jay walk and a man follows my lead
The thick chested nerd types (think matthew lillard) always have a wedding ring on
June 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The thick chested nerd types (think matthew lillard) always have a wedding ring on
Women are superior; brilliant, talented, resilient, goddesses on earth. But i still dont care about sports, even theirs :(
June 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Women are superior; brilliant, talented, resilient, goddesses on earth. But i still dont care about sports, even theirs :(
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I wish them both the worst.
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I wish them both the worst.
Am i dating for love? No, im dating as an excuse to try all the caesar wraps around town
June 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Am i dating for love? No, im dating as an excuse to try all the caesar wraps around town
Oh the texts are green :/
June 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Oh the texts are green :/
Missed this bad news apparently
May 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Missed this bad news apparently
Misandry in the workplace should be not only excused, but encouraged
May 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Misandry in the workplace should be not only excused, but encouraged
When im dictator, im outlawing those floating billboards advertising to the beach-goers & while im at it aerial banners can go too
May 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
When im dictator, im outlawing those floating billboards advertising to the beach-goers & while im at it aerial banners can go too
I hate the e-scooters sm !!!!
May 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I hate the e-scooters sm !!!!
Should i be getting an allergy test? Everyone seems to be getting allergy tested. Am i supposed to be feeling 100% most of the time? I thought the tiredness & congestion was just from being in my 30s & taking public transit
May 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Should i be getting an allergy test? Everyone seems to be getting allergy tested. Am i supposed to be feeling 100% most of the time? I thought the tiredness & congestion was just from being in my 30s & taking public transit
Like any good millennial I’m banking on a successful lawsuit to change my life one day
May 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Like any good millennial I’m banking on a successful lawsuit to change my life one day
The Chatgpt (i know) and Hinge apps are similar in appearance & too near each other on my phone yet they could not offer me more different experiences
May 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The Chatgpt (i know) and Hinge apps are similar in appearance & too near each other on my phone yet they could not offer me more different experiences
Fuck your electric scooter on the sidewalk
May 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Fuck your electric scooter on the sidewalk
Wtf is hannah berner wearing (always applies)
May 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Wtf is hannah berner wearing (always applies)
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Yes, this is a real tweet.
April 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yes, this is a real tweet.
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If you wonder why men *obsessed* with the United States having more children are kidnapping children and sending them to other countries, those children were the incorrect color.
April 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you wonder why men *obsessed* with the United States having more children are kidnapping children and sending them to other countries, those children were the incorrect color.
Do not let your 3lb chihuahua walk in chicago without a leash you monster
April 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Do not let your 3lb chihuahua walk in chicago without a leash you monster
Why does tiktok want me to wear sardine propaganda so bad?
April 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Why does tiktok want me to wear sardine propaganda so bad?
Why read books when there’s like a century of real housewives episodes?
April 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Why read books when there’s like a century of real housewives episodes?
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I've never seen anything quite parallelled in this world than the fire and passion of a mildly inconvenienced white person
April 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I've never seen anything quite parallelled in this world than the fire and passion of a mildly inconvenienced white person
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Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
April 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
@ticketmaster.com how do you sleep at night?
April 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
@ticketmaster.com how do you sleep at night?