Kelz
@kelikelz.bsky.social
What, that God Body shit?
📍Sunshine ☀️
80’s baby
📍Sunshine ☀️
80’s baby
He might be full of shit But I’m only on 9 months so let me be quiet for now
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
He might be full of shit But I’m only on 9 months so let me be quiet for now
This is the cause of Monica being way too male centered for her own good. What does Max B have to do with The Boy Is Mine???
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is the cause of Monica being way too male centered for her own good. What does Max B have to do with The Boy Is Mine???
Busy week ahead and I am going to kill it!
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Busy week ahead and I am going to kill it!
FOUR THICK ASS LOCS?!
Either they were extensions or that fan was out for some serious blood
Either they were extensions or that fan was out for some serious blood
Lenny Kravitz addressed a concertgoer pulling out four of his dreadlocks in Brisbane the other night. This follows recent incidents of fans grabbing Billie Eilish, Dua Lipa, Halsey, and Ariana Grande.
Lenny Kravitz Addresses Fan Who Pulled Out His Dreadlocks
We’re in the midst of a grabbing crisis. Over the past few weeks — in instances ranging from creepy to truly frightening — we’ve seen clips online of people getting way too handsy with artists includi...
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November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
FOUR THICK ASS LOCS?!
Either they were extensions or that fan was out for some serious blood
Either they were extensions or that fan was out for some serious blood
Did my first 5 minutes on the lowest level and it was cool. With learning all the benefits, I really like this. Was told it’ll help with my mom’s neuropathy as well ❤️
Our vibration plate just came 🤗
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Did my first 5 minutes on the lowest level and it was cool. With learning all the benefits, I really like this. Was told it’ll help with my mom’s neuropathy as well ❤️
No one:
My kid at the dinner table: what is your favorite cemetery?
My kid at the dinner table: what is your favorite cemetery?
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
No one:
My kid at the dinner table: what is your favorite cemetery?
My kid at the dinner table: what is your favorite cemetery?
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No and it’s really annoying because I’m fine af but my 😻 bougie
Are you having enough sex?
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
No and it’s really annoying because I’m fine af but my 😻 bougie
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Ppl finding love >
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ppl finding love >
Our vibration plate just came 🤗
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Our vibration plate just came 🤗
This better not be AI because I’m about to send it to my God mother
Photographer Elias Marlowe stumbled on this rare shot while sorting through the hundreds of images he captured during the recent aurora spell that swept across the U.S. and Canada. 🌌
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This better not be AI because I’m about to send it to my God mother
This feels so sucky. It’s like finding out someone spilled a bunch of glue in the banana pudding
What started as a wink-wink tradition among dedicated pot smokers to make Thanksgiving more bearable has mushroomed into a full-blown holiday. Behold the “Cousin Walk.” 🔗 on.wsj.com/4oVRf9y
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This feels so sucky. It’s like finding out someone spilled a bunch of glue in the banana pudding
My 7yo was called a black monkey today by his classmate. The classmate also lied and said my son retaliated and called him a “white cracker”. My baby don’t talk like that but clearly that little boy’s family does.
Pieces of shit.
I talk like this! 
Pieces of shit.
I talk like this! 
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My 7yo was called a black monkey today by his classmate. The classmate also lied and said my son retaliated and called him a “white cracker”. My baby don’t talk like that but clearly that little boy’s family does.
Pieces of shit.
I talk like this! 
Pieces of shit.
I talk like this! 
Do any truck dispatchers follow me on here?
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Do any truck dispatchers follow me on here?
My dad just handed me his phone and said “stop by t-mobile and see if you can get them to fix it”
That’s it. That’s all the data he provided.
That’s it. That’s all the data he provided.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My dad just handed me his phone and said “stop by t-mobile and see if you can get them to fix it”
That’s it. That’s all the data he provided.
That’s it. That’s all the data he provided.
I want celebrities to stop acting surprised while coming down the Jennifer Hudson line
a woman with braids has her eyes closed and a white shirt on
ALT: a woman with braids has her eyes closed and a white shirt on
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I want celebrities to stop acting surprised while coming down the Jennifer Hudson line
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I’m happy alone. I’m at peace alone. I’m not irritated alone. Why the fuck would I choose to date and be unhappy and annoyed, when I wasn’t those things by myself? I don’t have to be here just to say I’m dating. So yes ima be picky.
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m happy alone. I’m at peace alone. I’m not irritated alone. Why the fuck would I choose to date and be unhappy and annoyed, when I wasn’t those things by myself? I don’t have to be here just to say I’m dating. So yes ima be picky.
Had some Culver’s tonight for the first time 8.5/10
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Had some Culver’s tonight for the first time 8.5/10
Is there a lot of artists bots on here or sum?
a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Is there a lot of artists bots on here or sum?
Allure should be on tour with Total. Throw 702 on the hill as well.
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Allure should be on tour with Total. Throw 702 on the hill as well.
I’m looking for an artist interested in creating a mural art piece for a space in Newark, New Jersey. if you know anyone please point me in their direction. I’d be so grateful.
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m looking for an artist interested in creating a mural art piece for a space in Newark, New Jersey. if you know anyone please point me in their direction. I’d be so grateful.
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Deck the Halls gon have a whole new meaning this year😂😂
This year instead of Christmas caroling, I think we should all link up and go to door acting like we finna sing but we actually gone beat the fuck out the men that wasted our time this year. Sounds good?
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Deck the Halls gon have a whole new meaning this year😂😂
Guys, I don’t think you should use AI generated photos in your dating app profiles
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Guys, I don’t think you should use AI generated photos in your dating app profiles
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