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@kelestrian.bsky.social
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foremost tree on the internet
rest in my shade 🤍
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kelestrian.bsky.social
disgusted looking woman in the club while an annoying man says something stupid in her ear. I am implying that the quoted poster is the annoying man, because he is.
February 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
kelestrian.bsky.social
Self search for heliocentrism. 1 result, 2 months ago: LETS HEAR IT FOR HELIOCENTRISM
February 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
uh oh
Worst glue: Don’t use cyanoacrylate glue! Also known as Super Glue, it is terrible for most electronic products. It’s filled with corrosive chemicals that will off-gas, leaving a thin white haze on plastics, PCBs, and other components. Unless you really really know what you are doing, avoid cyanoacrylate glue.
February 3, 2026 at 10:26 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
damn
Browser error screen, typically seen when trying to access porn on a VPN of a conservative US state. "We’re sorry. Quirked up white boys are unavailable in the state of Virginia. While not subject to U.S. law or jurisdiction, quirked up white boys have been made aware that your state imposes age verification obligations to access white boy swag. We believe that such laws violate individual privacy rights and create an unreasonable risk of data breach for users. Accordingly, we restrict access to this site from IP addresses in your state. For questions, please e-mail us at: inquiries [at] tubetraffic [dot] com Terms of Service - Privacy Statement - Notice and Action Policy (Link Removal) - DMCA / Copyright - Acceptable Content Policy - Digital Services Act"
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
1984 Calendar Meme (A woman says something from the dining room to her husband while looking at her phone. Man concernedly tears off the last page of his calendar. In the original, the revealed page says germany 1984). In this version, the woman is saying @edward86's post ("don't kill yourself thursday is upon us"). The calendar has been rather well photoshopped to tear away "don't kill yourself wednesday" revealing "don't kill yourself thursday". The man is displeased.
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
reactivating to warn everyone bsky is posting machine learning jobs rn which id wager is kinda bad
bsky jobs posting including machine learning engineer among others detailed description for senior machine learning engineer at bluesky
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
yoink
my post: i should run for president vincenzo salvatore (@ebaul) : You do that, get PedoTaco out of the White House
January 28, 2026 at 7:12 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
dj khaled: suffering from success - album cover
January 26, 2026 at 3:55 PM
kelestrian.bsky.social
typa shit I'm on
January 21, 2026 at 10:25 PM
kelestrian.bsky.social
your coworker
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
kelestrian.bsky.social
your team rn
confused looking boardroom
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
kelestrian.bsky.social
I just think it would be neat
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
dark souls wheel skeleton
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 PM
kelestrian.bsky.social
perturbed emoji in shadow
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 PM
kelestrian.bsky.social
maybe this will help entice you
a press photo from the double dragon movie. it shows marion, jimmy, and billy. I have drawn a heart around marion, who, i cannot stress this enough, is the dykiest lesbian in all the 80s. but they make her fall in love with a white boy!!!! ugh. anyway watch the movie
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
how your email finds me
unwrapped texture of Stryker from Mortal Kombat 2011 for the 360. it is a disturbing display of eyeballs, teeth, and skin from the face.
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
kelestrian.bsky.social
currently eating too much cheese #darkwoke #snackscult
a photo of my paper plate of Dubliner cheese and club crackers and my thumb holding it. It's all badly rotoscoped onto a 2007 YoYoGames Gamemaker default asset of space, which looks to be made in photoshop 2007 with lens flare and noise. I've added some sprites from Operation: Innerspace without bothering to filter the black backgrounds.
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
enjoy this compressed disaster
January 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
medieval seinfeld
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
kelestrian.bsky.social
guys theres a stand mixer brand called smeg
product photo of the smeg stand mixers
January 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
A photo of my monster design from the stream where I play Animated Monster Maker. It's a one eyed, one legged blob with a single stalk eye. The "photo" is framed in an ornate brass frame. It is pixelart
January 8, 2026 at 9:35 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
how about this
a nice picture of a dog
January 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
kelestrian.bsky.social
also contour
contour drawing of a hand
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
those are SO fun. perfect lines. very bad for blending tho. experiment with any of these to get darker large areas of shading. or dont im not your mom
examples of ways to get value with pencil: stippling, scumbling, shading, smudging, crosshatching
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 AM
kelestrian.bsky.social
just had incredible homo sex
two mischievous lads covering up the "s" on an evangelical protest sign saying "homo sex is sin" so it instead reads "homo sex is in"
January 6, 2026 at 10:03 AM