The Real Kelli Dade
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Harriet Tubman was real. Anne Frank was real. Harvey Milk was real. Each of these people contributed to the global zeitgeist.
The Orange administration, by contrast, has contributed nothing but a large market upswing in the purchase of Advil.
The Orange administration, by contrast, has contributed nothing but a large market upswing in the purchase of Advil.
June 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Harriet Tubman was real. Anne Frank was real. Harvey Milk was real. Each of these people contributed to the global zeitgeist.
The Orange administration, by contrast, has contributed nothing but a large market upswing in the purchase of Advil.
The Orange administration, by contrast, has contributed nothing but a large market upswing in the purchase of Advil.
Everything I know about this uneducated, limp, bald loser is information I learned against my will.
June 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Everything I know about this uneducated, limp, bald loser is information I learned against my will.
Because the holiday weekend calls for a little levity.
May 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Because the holiday weekend calls for a little levity.
Apparently we should all have enough liquid assets to short the market at any point, or what are we really doing?
April 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Apparently we should all have enough liquid assets to short the market at any point, or what are we really doing?
Have a great day! 🍀🍀
March 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Have a great day! 🍀🍀
I just used #resistbot to express my disdain on the GOP continuing resolution proposal. It stinks, & I told my congressional and senatorial representatives exactly that via e-mail. Please tell yours too - resistbot will do all the heavy lifting for you, it knows your reps and their contacts.
March 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I just used #resistbot to express my disdain on the GOP continuing resolution proposal. It stinks, & I told my congressional and senatorial representatives exactly that via e-mail. Please tell yours too - resistbot will do all the heavy lifting for you, it knows your reps and their contacts.
Happy International Women’s Day to each and every badass out there making her way through life today.
March 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy International Women’s Day to each and every badass out there making her way through life today.
Economic boycott in play today! Anything absolutely necessary to purchase will be only through locally-owned shops, for cash.
February 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Economic boycott in play today! Anything absolutely necessary to purchase will be only through locally-owned shops, for cash.
The candy dish on my table is leaving the holidays (lower peninsula) for Valentine’s Day (upper peninsula). #ChocolateLover #IfYouDontLikeChocolateThanWhoAreYou #PureMichigan
January 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The candy dish on my table is leaving the holidays (lower peninsula) for Valentine’s Day (upper peninsula). #ChocolateLover #IfYouDontLikeChocolateThanWhoAreYou #PureMichigan
When even your mother reads you the riot act, are you qualified to lead others? An abuser of women, and a person with no moral foundation-among other deficits-should NOT be a Cabinet member. #PeteHegseth #unqualified #ShittyHuman #IkeaHasBetterCabinets
January 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When even your mother reads you the riot act, are you qualified to lead others? An abuser of women, and a person with no moral foundation-among other deficits-should NOT be a Cabinet member. #PeteHegseth #unqualified #ShittyHuman #IkeaHasBetterCabinets
Buh-bye. One weak man standing with another, one deposed and one who should be.
December 8, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Buh-bye. One weak man standing with another, one deposed and one who should be.
Holiday sanity savers.
November 30, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Holiday sanity savers.
I would add: not here, either.
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I would add: not here, either.
My #MemeOfTheDay to begin the new week. Shavuah tov!
November 25, 2024 at 1:28 PM
My #MemeOfTheDay to begin the new week. Shavuah tov!
News reports: “Our first snow of the season is due overnight! How will it affect your morning commute?”
The snow in question:
The snow in question:
November 21, 2024 at 8:06 PM
News reports: “Our first snow of the season is due overnight! How will it affect your morning commute?”
The snow in question:
The snow in question:
#MyMemeOfTheDay: I’d much rather be “too sensitive” than whatever the fuck has happened to half of humanity.
November 20, 2024 at 12:52 AM
#MyMemeOfTheDay: I’d much rather be “too sensitive” than whatever the fuck has happened to half of humanity.
One thing I had on the original Bird app was dog accounts. Seriously, there were so many dogs, and accounts for dogs, all wrapped up in the “DogTwitter” space, and it was lovely. Some of that migrated to Insta, but I miss the community. Raise your hand if you post dogs!
November 19, 2024 at 2:13 PM
One thing I had on the original Bird app was dog accounts. Seriously, there were so many dogs, and accounts for dogs, all wrapped up in the “DogTwitter” space, and it was lovely. Some of that migrated to Insta, but I miss the community. Raise your hand if you post dogs!
The bottom line is, women do not want - nor are we asking for - men to protect us. We’re asking for men to stop being the thing we need protection from. I can’t make it any clearer.
November 18, 2024 at 2:33 PM
The bottom line is, women do not want - nor are we asking for - men to protect us. We’re asking for men to stop being the thing we need protection from. I can’t make it any clearer.