kelsey
@kelc17.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 #woso enjoyer, food obsessor, cat defender, left handed, afraid of blonde ponies she/her https://blondeponies.substack.com/
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I have thoughts on an Angel City player
The intersection between soccer, society, and shitposting
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October 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I can't put Christen Press into words, and I showed another reason why I should not have access to Photoshop #nwsl
Week 25 Vibe Rankings
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Week 25 Vibe Rankings
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Week 25 Vibe Rankings
The penultimate
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October 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I can't put Christen Press into words, and I showed another reason why I should not have access to Photoshop #nwsl
Week 25 Vibe Rankings
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Week 25 Vibe Rankings
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Week 24 Vibe rankings
I pretty much feel like this season isn't going out with a bang, but a whimper
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I pretty much feel like this season isn't going out with a bang, but a whimper
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Week 24 Vibe rankings
I needed a week off
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October 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Week 24 Vibe rankings
I pretty much feel like this season isn't going out with a bang, but a whimper
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I pretty much feel like this season isn't going out with a bang, but a whimper
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I wrote about the Ballon d'Or, how I felt watching yesterday's game without gastrointestinal relief, and 2 Bears.
And I didn't even mention Ella Stevens probably being the rightful BdO winner.
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And I didn't even mention Ella Stevens probably being the rightful BdO winner.
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September 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I wrote about the Ballon d'Or, how I felt watching yesterday's game without gastrointestinal relief, and 2 Bears.
And I didn't even mention Ella Stevens probably being the rightful BdO winner.
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And I didn't even mention Ella Stevens probably being the rightful BdO winner.
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Everyone Watches Women's Sports
September 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Everyone Watches Women's Sports
RIP Matt Beard, and I talk about politics (more seriously, and with some stupid jokes) than I usually do #nwsl
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Week 21 Vibe Rankings
Sierra. Hotel. India. Echo. Lima. Delta.
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September 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
RIP Matt Beard, and I talk about politics (more seriously, and with some stupid jokes) than I usually do #nwsl
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I think you can pinpoint exactly where the separation is where I'm proud of what I wrote, and I just wanted to hit publish.
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Week 20 Vibe Rankings
Not a complete post, obviously.
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September 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I think you can pinpoint exactly where the separation is where I'm proud of what I wrote, and I just wanted to hit publish.
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I bet you aren't tired of the Alyssa Thompson stuff, are you? #nwsl
Also, I made a Randy Savage reference.
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Also, I made a Randy Savage reference.
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Week 19 Vibe Rating
Hi all!
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September 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I bet you aren't tired of the Alyssa Thompson stuff, are you? #nwsl
Also, I made a Randy Savage reference.
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Also, I made a Randy Savage reference.
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Week 17 Vibe Rankings
I start with transfers and end with hating the USL
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August 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I love doing things I think are fun and someone tells me how I'm not doing it right.
Jk fuck off
Jk fuck off
August 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I love doing things I think are fun and someone tells me how I'm not doing it right.
Jk fuck off
Jk fuck off
Week 16 Vibe Rankings
Welcome to Tuesday Morning Ponies
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August 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I'm doing a fun little project on /r/NWSL
Participate............if you dare 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
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Participate............if you dare 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
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From the NWSL community on Reddit: Day 2 - Best Over 31 player
Explore this post and more from the NWSL community
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August 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I'm doing a fun little project on /r/NWSL
Participate............if you dare 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
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Participate............if you dare 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻
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Week 15 Vibe Rankings
This is officially the 101st Blonde Ponies
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August 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
N: Dublin
E: San Sebastian, Spain
W: Los Angeles, CA
S: Nassau, Bahamas
E: San Sebastian, Spain
W: Los Angeles, CA
S: Nassau, Bahamas
Farthest I’ve been:
N: Manchester, UK
E: Israel/Syria Border
W: Sydney, AUS
S: Miami, FL, USA
Fun!!
N: Manchester, UK
E: Israel/Syria Border
W: Sydney, AUS
S: Miami, FL, USA
Fun!!
Farthest I’ve been:
N: Holy Island, UK
E: Hamburg, DE
W: Kona Int’l Airport, HI, USA
S: South Point, HI, USA
Gonna have to make some travel plans huh
N: Holy Island, UK
E: Hamburg, DE
W: Kona Int’l Airport, HI, USA
S: South Point, HI, USA
Gonna have to make some travel plans huh
August 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
N: Dublin
E: San Sebastian, Spain
W: Los Angeles, CA
S: Nassau, Bahamas
E: San Sebastian, Spain
W: Los Angeles, CA
S: Nassau, Bahamas
August 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The funny thing is with tier 3, it's a nice mix of "these are top-notch talent evaluators" and "oh...yeah that makes sense they don't have analytic staff"
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August 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The funny thing is with tier 3, it's a nice mix of "these are top-notch talent evaluators" and "oh...yeah that makes sense they don't have analytic staff"
We've achieved woman-to-bald equality
August 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We've achieved woman-to-bald equality
Want to gander at some NWSL attendance charts?
Here is the YOY comparison between 2024 and 2025. Looks like attendance is down 6.2% this year. But in week 14, 3 teams had season highs!
Here is the YOY comparison between 2024 and 2025. Looks like attendance is down 6.2% this year. But in week 14, 3 teams had season highs!
August 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Want to gander at some NWSL attendance charts?
Here is the YOY comparison between 2024 and 2025. Looks like attendance is down 6.2% this year. But in week 14, 3 teams had season highs!
Here is the YOY comparison between 2024 and 2025. Looks like attendance is down 6.2% this year. But in week 14, 3 teams had season highs!
England 1 (3) - Spain 1 (1)
Finally we get some league ball next weekend
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July 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
So. Football happened today.
July 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So. Football happened today.
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2025 NWSL All Star Teams Brought to you by Reddit
America in July
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July 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM