Kelan
@kelanseanmclain.bsky.social
I don't have the time or patience for your nonsense.
Veteran, Cincinnati Alum, Screenwriter.
Veteran, Cincinnati Alum, Screenwriter.
Grown ass adults believing in mythological deities smh
June 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Grown ass adults believing in mythological deities smh
I smoked some weed last night and took one of those online IQ tests and did surprisingly well.
My response time was slightly slowed, but my pattern recognition actually improved. It made me curious as to what marijuana's effect on ADHD is.
Now I'm going to Google it.
My response time was slightly slowed, but my pattern recognition actually improved. It made me curious as to what marijuana's effect on ADHD is.
Now I'm going to Google it.
June 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I smoked some weed last night and took one of those online IQ tests and did surprisingly well.
My response time was slightly slowed, but my pattern recognition actually improved. It made me curious as to what marijuana's effect on ADHD is.
Now I'm going to Google it.
My response time was slightly slowed, but my pattern recognition actually improved. It made me curious as to what marijuana's effect on ADHD is.
Now I'm going to Google it.
The Pee-Wee documentary was great. Sad, but great.
May 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Pee-Wee documentary was great. Sad, but great.
My favorite part of Abrahamic mythology is where their god tells them which fabrics to wear but is too pressed to tell them where the sun goes at night or what viruses and bacteria are or any other thing that would actually improve their quality of life.
May 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My favorite part of Abrahamic mythology is where their god tells them which fabrics to wear but is too pressed to tell them where the sun goes at night or what viruses and bacteria are or any other thing that would actually improve their quality of life.
Yearly reminder that it's Revenge of the Sixth, not Fifth.
Sixth=Sith
Sixth=Sith
May 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Yearly reminder that it's Revenge of the Sixth, not Fifth.
Sixth=Sith
Sixth=Sith
My pedal board is nearing completion. So far I've got my volume pedal, tuner, and metronome, coupled with my Electro-Harmonix Big Muff π, MXR Joshua Ambient Echo and Clone Looper, and Boss CE2W. In case it's not clear, I play 80s new wave and shoegaze a ton.
May 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My pedal board is nearing completion. So far I've got my volume pedal, tuner, and metronome, coupled with my Electro-Harmonix Big Muff π, MXR Joshua Ambient Echo and Clone Looper, and Boss CE2W. In case it's not clear, I play 80s new wave and shoegaze a ton.
Bought the MXR Joshua Ambient Echo a while back and it really helps to nail The Edge's delay
May 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Bought the MXR Joshua Ambient Echo a while back and it really helps to nail The Edge's delay
Gunther and Jey was pretty underwhelming.
April 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Gunther and Jey was pretty underwhelming.
It's so strange that businesses will close for a day due to a fictional character.
April 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's so strange that businesses will close for a day due to a fictional character.
The bible of Abrahamic mythology's reference to false prophets and heretics is the exact same thing as Scientology's "suppressive person".
It's a safeguard they use to discredit anyone who speaks against their cult.
It's a safeguard they use to discredit anyone who speaks against their cult.
April 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The bible of Abrahamic mythology's reference to false prophets and heretics is the exact same thing as Scientology's "suppressive person".
It's a safeguard they use to discredit anyone who speaks against their cult.
It's a safeguard they use to discredit anyone who speaks against their cult.
My big question is who will play The Beyonder in next year's Secret Wars.
April 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My big question is who will play The Beyonder in next year's Secret Wars.
Man, if you thought the Trump administration 1.0 was inept, this 2nd version is definitely telling the 1st to hold it's beer.
April 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Man, if you thought the Trump administration 1.0 was inept, this 2nd version is definitely telling the 1st to hold it's beer.
Vincent D'Onofrio is just using his Edgar the Bug voice from Men in Black as Kingpin's voice.
March 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Vincent D'Onofrio is just using his Edgar the Bug voice from Men in Black as Kingpin's voice.
If they allow Ukraine to join NATO and dipshit Donnie sends troops to fight against NATO, I will be actively rooting for NATO.
March 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If they allow Ukraine to join NATO and dipshit Donnie sends troops to fight against NATO, I will be actively rooting for NATO.
If you were to appropriately tax the billionaires in the United States, you'd completely eliminate the deficit, create a surplus, and those billionaires would still have more money than they'd know what to do with.
February 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If you were to appropriately tax the billionaires in the United States, you'd completely eliminate the deficit, create a surplus, and those billionaires would still have more money than they'd know what to do with.
Hegseth changed the name of Fort Liberty back to Bragg, except this Bragg was a nazi killer during WW2. That must have been hard for him to do, with that Bragg killing Hegseth's people and all.
February 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Hegseth changed the name of Fort Liberty back to Bragg, except this Bragg was a nazi killer during WW2. That must have been hard for him to do, with that Bragg killing Hegseth's people and all.
I find myself stepping further and further away from social media, and it feels good. I'm less informed (I guess), but I'm in a better place mentally.
February 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I find myself stepping further and further away from social media, and it feels good. I'm less informed (I guess), but I'm in a better place mentally.
People that glaze billionaires are the kind of people that pee at the urinal with their pants at their ankles.
January 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
People that glaze billionaires are the kind of people that pee at the urinal with their pants at their ankles.
The American two-party political system is a double-ended dildo. Whichever side it flips to, we're getting fucked.
January 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The American two-party political system is a double-ended dildo. Whichever side it flips to, we're getting fucked.
@lillywachowski.bsky.social I have a question about your technique in the first Matrix film. How did you achieve the green look for shots set in the Matrix. Was it a lens filter or color grading in post?
January 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
@lillywachowski.bsky.social I have a question about your technique in the first Matrix film. How did you achieve the green look for shots set in the Matrix. Was it a lens filter or color grading in post?
I don't really subscribe to the notion of reincarnation, but my affinity to big band music from the 40s, The Twilight Zone, and fashion before I was born does make me wonder sometimes
January 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't really subscribe to the notion of reincarnation, but my affinity to big band music from the 40s, The Twilight Zone, and fashion before I was born does make me wonder sometimes
Went to mail out an eBay sale and the post office's system was down. I couldn't resist making a System of A Down quip.
January 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Went to mail out an eBay sale and the post office's system was down. I couldn't resist making a System of A Down quip.
Twilight Zone marathon on the Classic TV channel on Amazon Prime? Yes please.
January 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Twilight Zone marathon on the Classic TV channel on Amazon Prime? Yes please.
Anyone that says anything bad about Jimmy Carter as a person is a piece of shit and deep down they know they'll never amount to half of who Carter was
December 31, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Anyone that says anything bad about Jimmy Carter as a person is a piece of shit and deep down they know they'll never amount to half of who Carter was