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Kelanoa 😷
@kelanoa.bsky.social
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Aussie, autistic, lefty boomer, tax FF properly, fix NACC, protect whistle-blowers, legislate Truth in political advertising. LNP never ever. Voted Yes to Voice. Anti genocide. Novid mask wearer. Asking for money = instant block.
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David Pope cartoon: The Elephant in the Room.
Elephant pushing a heating world up a hill. Basket of ppl animatedly talking strapped to back, saddle cloth reads "UN Climate Change, COP, Phasing out coal-oil-gas. Elephant has spears sticking out and has lions, crocodile, hyena and vulture attacking flanks. Lions are labelled: Fossil Fuel lobbyists, Petrostates and Climate Misinformation.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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They do make masculine ones - shop around first.
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Must be different with Telstra. I’m with Voda, and the following is the SMS they keep sending. It makes very clear that it’s only Wifi calling that is impacted, not the normal mobile network. So 000 will work, unless the mobile network is down.
Urgent safety message - from 1 December 2025, iPhone 6s, 6s Plus, 7, 7 Plus and SE (2016) Gen 1 will not support the Vodafone Wi-Fi calling feature. We have identified this impacts the device you are currently using. From 1 December 2025, Vodafone Wi-Fi calling will be unavailable on your device, including for emergency 000 calls using the Vodafone Wi-Fi calling feature. If you do not act by 1 December 2025, you will not be able to connect to emergency 000 services when 4G/5G coverage is unavailable and connected to Wi-Fi network with internet connection (Wi-Fi calling must also be enabled in settings). Calls over the Vodafone 4G/5G networks are not impacted. To continue using Vodafone Wi-Fi calling you should switch to a compatible device before 1 December 2025. See our compatible devices: vodafone.com.au/support/device/wi-fi-calling. Need more info or experiencing financial hardship? Call us on 1555 or visit your local Vodafone store: vodafone.com.au/stores. If you have already upgraded your device and your iOS software is up to date you can disregard this message. Thanks, Vodafone.
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Horrifying that so called "leaders" like this can't be exposed, even after her death:
The closest we get to a fresh allegation is Giuffre’s description of one of the scores of men Epstein forced her to have sex with as a “politician” and “former minister”, who choked and beat her almost unconscious, but who, she writes, is too powerful to name. (When she told Epstein how violent the man had been, he said coldly: “You’ll get that sometimes.”)
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Coal mine on what was prime farmland, Hunter Valley. Probably impossible to ever rehabilitate.
Hunter Valley coal mine, aerial shot. A grey barren wasteland.
October 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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And, it gets worse. He's giving away another billion of our money in addition to our rare minerals. Sheesh.
David Shoebridge tweet: Reporting today that the Albanese Government is going to pay an additional $1 billion to US President Donald Trump as part of a series of tribute payments around AUKUS. Newspaper Headline: Australia promises Trump a defence revamp, dangles $1b AUKUS carrot before PM's trip.
October 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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David Pope
Heading: "Blessed are the Nobel Peaceprizemakers"... Trump in white toga with long red tie wrapped around like a sash, tossing the gold medal. Watched by a Palestinian family, dad in a wheelchair missing legs, daughter missing an arm. Belongings on a hand cart. Trump saying: "Heads", you get a temporary ceasefire before we rebuild apartheid... "Tails", we go back to supplying Netanyahu's genocidal war.
October 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Why are lobbyists in the "Parliament Sports Club" in the first place? They aren't MPs, Senators or staff.
"Being kicked out of the club for raising concerns around gambling lobbyists buying access to the club shows the influence vested interests have here in Parliament and just how normalised this has become," he said.
October 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Not what was reported by AAP:
But the emails were sent to a redundant address, meaning the department didn’t learn about the outage until it was called by regulator the Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA) at 3.30pm on Friday, more than 36 hours after the outage began.
October 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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It's called governing for the people who actually elect you. Why do they think it is for big business & their lobby groups & other countries like Israel & USA?
How can they stuff up the basics so easily & for so long?
But the people who have made careers telling us this is all so very complicated and that you’re wrong for thinking that ensuring people can access affordable housing, health care, food and education, a job market that sees employees as human not capital, and a government that is focused on fairness, equity and values, are apparently living in another universe.
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Peter Broelman cartoon
Heading: Albo meets King Charles A suited Albo asks: " Any advice for when I meet Trump?" Charles - dressed only in underpants: "Don't let him try on your crown robes... He doesn't give them back."
September 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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This what it used to look like 🤣
The Big Potato at Robertson NSW. Looks like a giant turd. Green sign says: "Greetings from Robertson, the home of the Big Potato."
September 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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David Pope's view
#auspol
Title: A Hard Act To Follow Albanese in wellingtons, stepping in a giant yellow turd behind the podium at the UN and taking a selfie. Speech bubble: "but before I step up to *DEFEND* international co-operation in tackling climate change - a quick selfie to reassure everyone back home!..."
September 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Found the original article - it isn't her
Original image

archive.is/XiwFy
Kathryn Campbell; white shirt, blue blazer, hands in pockets.
September 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Just saw this on the other place. Now Hastie's threat makes much more sense. #auspol
Caption: We hope you are listening, Anthony Albanese and Sussan Ley. Picture: Cow with wind mills behind. Text on pic: Advance A message to Canberra politicians: DUMP NET ZERO OR WE DUMP YOU.
September 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Why do AU governments cultivate Israel? What's the quid pro quo?
Interesting article quoted Kevin Rudd's book, Mark Leibler speaking. Their dirty paws in everything, even then.

www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
"He said 'Julia is looking very good in the public eye these days, Prime Minister. She’s performing very strongly. She’s a great friend of Israel. But you shouldn’t be anxious about her, should you, Prime Minister?’" That dinner was held on June 3. Three weeks later, Ms Gillard toppled Mr Rudd as prime minister.
September 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Nicole Kidman, best known as an extra in a music video, Pat Wilson's, Bop Girl
Nicole Kidman (centre) as an extra in Bop Girl video.
September 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Never thought I'd agree with Little Timmy Wilson, but he's right. Albos obsession with secrecy is wrong.
FoI charges a ‘truth tax’, opposition says Tim Wilson is calling the government’s plan to put a fee on FOI requests a “truth tax”, and says Labor needs to provide hard evidence that the system is being overrun by bots or nefarious actors.
September 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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It isn't in colour, but here he is wearing them. They're certainly quite short.
1972 - then-SA Premier Don Dunstan, arriving at Parliament, wearing his very short, pink shorts.
August 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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I'd forgotten all about that! Yes, we bought it to get drunk cheaply!
A bottle of Brandivno made by Yalumba.
August 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Peter Broelman's view: Get the gist...
August 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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David Pope's view:
August 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Peter Broelman saying what most are thinking. Too little too late.
Setting: Wong and Albo standing in front of a giant photo of demolished Gaza. Albo says: Australia will recognise Palestine. Wong says: I'm not too sure what's left to recognise.
August 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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David Pope's AI cartoon
August 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Gerringong, just 10 mins south of Kiama also has 2 lovely ocean pools. Werri Beach and Boat Harbour.
Plenty to choose from!
Werri Beach ocean pool Boat Harbour ocean pool Gerringong
July 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM