I made a meme because everything is horrible and losing JoAnn’s is like the shit icing on the shit cake

I’m glad this photo is making the rounds again but FACT CHECK this was taken last year at the CyHawk game and those are Iowa State fans and I will not stand for this erasure

Don’t give up!

As we observe the Superb Owl Ceremonies, please also observe my greatest gift to Chiefs Kingdom, this unsolicited pun that I sent to @raygunsite.com that they totally took and ran with.

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Et tu, Target?

🎵 WHEN YOU SAY ‘OH MY GOD, SHE’S INSANE, SHE WENT TO TARGET ON BLACK FRIDAY’ … I BET YOU THINK ABOUT ME 🎵

The fact that I don’t draw people seems to be preventing a blackout

It occurs to me that both of my angry tweet outbursts yesterday were in defense of people who are out there just trying to make their goals and dreams happen.

I'm like the misfit toy doll with no dreams left so l'm gonna be out here with my sword defending those who do.

Based on a viral post from the UI drum major, they absolutely didn't know this was going to be the arrangement and they are crushed.

WAY TO CRUSH DREAMS, @cheezit
@CitrusBowl

I just love her so much

Dudebros are mad but @RAYGUNshirts is all over it

#TaylorSwift #PersonOfTheYear2023

Reposting this here to represent the kind of quality content that my brain produces