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KeithTheGooner
@keiththegooner.bsky.social
Gold medalist in the 1978 race to fertilise my mother’s eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process
One hour later ( courtesy of @therealtony.bsky.social and the legendary The President Show )
February 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Lewis-Skelly forever
Whatever the weather
February 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Kanu Year BlueSky gang!

May your 2025 be as successful as Arsenal have been since 1886 and may all your enemies have a very Tottenham 2025
December 31, 2024 at 11:58 PM
My GP just sent me a Merry Christmas text message 🥹
December 25, 2024 at 10:01 AM
“Accidents”
November 26, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Show me your pet and what they were named after

🎶 It was 7:45 we were all in line
To greet the teacher Miss Kathleen
First was Kevin, then came 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐲
Third in line was me 🎶

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“Starfish and Coffee”
- Prince
November 23, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Avoid Euston station en route to the Ems

Also, the Met is apparently a cuck
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Just finished my very first Stephen King book on audible and it was fucking brilliant.

The author has some real potential and if he carries on working hard I think he has a very successful career ahead of him

Highly recommend Billy Summers (and the audiobook version of it was sublime)
November 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
When you see that one account arrive from the other place
November 17, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Do you take requests?
November 17, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Introduce yourself with four video games
November 16, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I don’t think we’ll convince everyone that BlueSky is the place to be, but I’m OK with that
November 16, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Perfect!
November 14, 2024 at 4:31 PM