KeithOK75
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KeithOK75
@keithok75.bsky.social

"And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies
Who never conceived of us billion dollar babies."
You may not like it, but economists estimate boiled hog leaf could boost culinary productivity growth by 1.5 percentage points per year over the next decade.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Where's The Producers (1967)?
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hey MTA, Laying off 90% of the Chicken Catchers to save a little money doesn't seem like such a no-brainer any more, now does it?
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Not municipalize?
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Another sandpaper smuggler taken down
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is better than The Gorilla Channel
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Maybe they bonded over their interest in higher mathematics.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"... had his eyes closed, was slumped in his chair, and snored while Dr. Oz was speaking."

Sounds pretty reasonable to me. I'd probably do the same.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"its", not "it's"
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They can't wait for Virginia to release it's "Tread on me, Daddy" vanity plate.
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I guess "Mario, But Definitely Not Andrew or Chris, Cuomo Bridge" would be too long.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
And by moving they increased the average IQ of both states.
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
And if you're going to get one of these wrong, it should probably be the bread.
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I h__lp_d st_a_ th_ _rown je_els
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He's not going to hang on the the Welsh Nationalist vote if he can't even spell Caerdydd correctly.
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Trump says he wants to stay at "The Daily Show" desk?
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Which way Pennsylvania man?
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
With a hipster coffee shop attached.
October 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Elections have consequences
October 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"I" might disagree with that.
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Maybe it was a translation error. He was trying to get a Dead Head tattoo, saying "you know, the one with the skull."
October 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
"The Chinaman Button" CBS Radio Mystery Theater from 1974. I don't remember much about the story, but enough that it was the first thing that popped into my mind when I read this.

www.cbsrmt.com/episode/15-t...
The Chinaman Button | CBS Radio Mystery Theater
www.cbsrmt.com
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My "I Am Psychologically Normal" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
October 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM