Dude hasn’t run anywhere ever. Bone spurs.

I truly love sarcasm. Thank you for this gem.

That’s where my head is at too… like why would I trust anyone to do the right thing anymore. Fool me once, right?

The Man in Red

I hear that sleigh a-comin’, rollin’ round the bend…

He was spotted in my home city of Lake Worth Beach last week. 5 minutes from Mar-a-Lago. Didn’t stray far from his master’s heel, in other words. Their overall presence here destroys our traffic patterns and strains our sheriffs office. Seems borderline illegal. As usual.

For real. Counting the minutes until the cool kids hit this space.