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Keith Lowell Jensen
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https://keithlowelljensen.com
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I have a confession. It's me. I'm the girlfriend of antifa.
Divine as Babs Johnson in the John Waters film pink flamingos, wearing a tight red dress with they too like bottom, holding a gun, with garish over the top drag makeup and hair.
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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A thing I thinked
White text on black background with scary eyeballs. Text reads: With Halloween coming, please by careful. What looks like candy might actually be candy, just candy. Get your edibles from a reliable source.
September 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I hope they ban my book!
September 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Here's the picture I was supposed to include with this post, I don't know what the hell I'm doing, why did you give me this thing
Text reads "2025 Creative Growth Fellowship Grantee Arts and Culture City of Sacramento" And there's a picture of a kind of Blue ribbon award sort of thing some flowers or some crap
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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We're on the second episode of our new podcast, Prompt, where we feature the best storytellers.
We play a clip them telling their story at our live show, and then we interviewed them about the story and themselves.

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Lucy Moses stands in front of a window wearing a white T-shirt with a baby squirrel sitting on her shoulder Two baby squirrels sleeping nestled up together on a pillow Flyer for "Prompt: A Podcast ep 2: Lucie Moses, In A Nutshell"
August 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The world is ending and we may not have much time.
Try this Trader Joe's product on your instant ramen while you still have working taste buds.
God Level Ramen!!
Trader Joe's crunchy chili onion
July 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Picture of a hot dog and potato salad in the background. Text box reads I will be having hot dogs and potato salad on the 4th of July! "Really, Keith? You don't strike me as the patriotic type." Vegan hot dogs and potato salad. "Ahhh, I see."
July 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Happy Poly Styrene Day to those who celebrate.

I believe the proper holiday greeting is, "Up Yours!"
July 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Ran into Sid on my way to see Wu Tang with my little brother.
And here's a picture of me with Method Man when I accidentally opened for Wu Tang years ago in Washington DC. I have a temporary tattoo of a golden uterus on my face.
Me Sid and James in Sacramento outside the arena Method Man and me backstage had a festival in Washington DC where I ended up doing set before Wu Tang because they were late.
June 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Nice to see @georgetakei.bsky.social here on BlueSky.
When he was the mayor of Facebook he shared one of my memes and got me ridiculous amounts of attention. Thanks, George.
Meme featuring a pic of me, Keith Lowell Jensen, on the microphone with text reading "When I think of George Orwell's ridiculous suggestion that by now we'd be speaking some sort of super efficient "newspeak" I just have to LMAO." George replied "ROFL"
June 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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In Person Classes Starting Up Again!
Are you available for Stand Up 101 at Sacramento Punch Line on
Sundays, 4pm
July 13, 20, 27, Aug 3
Grad show on Aug 8

If you’re interested, DM me or email me at kljcomedyclass@gmail.com
June 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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The East Bay Express put my book “Punching Nazis and other good ideas” on their summer reading list back when it first came out, during Trump 1. I’m very sorry that it’s a good choice again this summer, but, here we are.
Image of book cover for Keith Lowell Jensen: Punching Nazis and Other Good Ideas depicting a fist punching a face. Quote next to cover reads "Lowell's subtle humor shines through his meandering story telling style. And at the same time he rminds us that the streak of emboldened racist groups in our current political climate isn't new, punks have been punching Nazis for decades." East Bay Express "Your Summer Reading List"
June 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Oh, btw, "Punching Nazis and other good ideas" may be available at your local library.
Text reads: "Nazis get upset when books with titles like "Punching Nazis and other good ideas" are carried at public libraries, so... be sure to request my book, "Punching Nazis and other good ideas" from your local public library. Also, punch Nazis.
June 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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If you've never listened to the 1971 album "Love it to death" by Alice Cooper, do yourself a favor and give it a spin. It's a damn masterpiece.
They were the creepy dark side of Glam Rock. Keep in mind that this was before David Bowie did Ziggy Stardust.
Album cover for Alice Cooper's "Love it to death" including a black and white image of the five band members in androgynous clothing in a circle of light like from a spotlight
May 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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As a journalist I feel I have a responsibility to remind people at every opportunity that Eric Clapton is a racist tool. I take this responsibility very seriously, and I think I'm pretty good at it.
From this week's Good Times, the Santa Cruz free weekly.
Screen cap of a blurb I wrote for Good Times newspaper in Santa Cruz reading: "50 years ago Steel Pulse formed in Britain and soon found a home in the burgeoning UK punk scene which always had a strong link to the reggae scene popular with the country’s large West Indian immigrant community. They’ve been outspoken in their anti-racist views from the start, recording “Ku Klux Klan” as their first single and participating in the Rock Against Racism movement, founded after Eric Clapton went off on a drunken, racist screed onstage. They’ve had the musical chairs you’d expect from a 50 year run, but lead vocalist and founder David Hinds has stuck around through the entire half century, and he continues singing truth to power. Keith Lowell Jensen INFO: 8pm, Catalyst, 1101 Pacific Ave, Santa Cruz, $43.95, (831) 713-5492"
May 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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We 3 friends, Amy, Aaron, & Keith put on In a Nutshell, at The Sofia.
Our next show is next week, Friday May 23rd and we'd love to have you there. Need a discount code, or even a spot on our guest list? Hit me up. I want to see you there. I really love this show!
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Amy Bee, Aaron Carnes, and me Keith Lowell Jensen, reading a Vonnegut book about writing, a non-fiction book about the Two Tone ska scene in Brittain, and The Pussy Detective.
May 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Every day someone new discovers my comedy storytelling special What I Was Arrested For.
One day at a time, one fan at a time, when I'm 122 I'm gonna be so almost famous.
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Screen capture of my comedy special "What I Was Arrested For" on YouTube with comment reading "I haven't left so hard in such a long time. This guy is great 😂 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️"
May 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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To friendship.
Still from Futurama episode parodying ET. Fry and Jrrr touch their glowing butts together
May 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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How hilarious is it that Ikea has to flip-the-bird proof their model hands?
Poseable wooden handset Ikea with the middle finger ring finger tied together to prevent kids from making them flip the bird Poseable wooden handset Ikea with the middle finger ring finger tied together to prevent kids from making them flip the bird
May 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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My storytelling/comedy specials are free to watch on YouTube and continue to gain views and lovely comments.
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Screenshot of me at the microphone from my comedy special not for rehire on YouTube with a comment reading "this has got to be one of my favorite comedy sets of all time. I was crying, smiling, and clapping at my screen towards the very end." Still from my comedy special what I was arrested for on YouTube with comments read "amazingly hilarious, informative, honest, and relatable. This comedians stories will effortlessly. I give him 11 stars out of ten" And "This is f*king hilarious! Thank you so much for the belly laughs."
April 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The latest season of Black Mirror is fantastic and I wonder if other societies that have descended into dystopia have been this well entertained by tales of descending into dystopia as it happened.
Paul Giamatti sitting in a desk looking incredibly sad and that way only he can Rashida Jones and Chris O’Dowd as a married couple with very concerned looks on their faces
April 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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This photo of Will Elder & Al Jaffee, two of MAD Magazine's "Usual gang of idiots" goofing off in high school, is one of my all-time favorites. You don't have to be a MAD fan to appreciate these two creative silly men showing that they always were who they were.
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Will Elder and Al Jaffee making silly faces in high school.
April 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Listening to this masterpiece today.
Album cover of R.E.M.'s debut "Murmur"
April 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Welp, that does it. Free menstruation products in the men's room at the library, guess I'm gay now. Gotta break it to my wife. Not the anniversary present I had in mind.
Me standing next to free menstruation products in the men's bathroom at a local library
April 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Me and Bryna 32ish years ago in Portland Maine in the middle of our epic VW camper bus adventure. Today is our 17th wedding anniversary.
B&W picture of Me and my wife, Bryna at 21. I am cooking breakfast in my raver clothes and blonde dreadlocks, while Bryna sits in the floor looking like a neo hippie with short hair.
April 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM