A fun inversion of "the alcoholic expert who must stop drinking" is something like UNFORGIVEN where the alcoholic must start drinking again to reclaim his badassery. Just one of 100 ways that thing is an anti-western.

Yes, but they'll all move to my state, which is horrible.

"Darren Aronofsky, who I think secretly hates horror movies," is a 96 mph slider of shade.

I'll never forget when I discovered them in college. What's crazy is that my Mom knew who they were.

I can remember looking at this VHS cover at the video store in 1991 and thinking Brian Bosworth was the coolest human being civilization ever produced.

In Spirit, at least, definitely yes.

If one was on the other end of that thing, the little delay between the lock striking and the discharge, must have been agony.

I saw it yesterday. I spent the entire runtime studying Tom Cruise's face, which oscillates between looking eternally youthful and puffing out to Martin Sheen proportions. It's really something.

There is a thing where you can make your taste buds too busy if the sandwich is too busy.

I think I got into your work merely because you were defending JUDEX as being a seriously good movie. Well, that and that pinned Twitter thread on mansplaining.

I always had a devil of a time keeping all the Skarsgaard's straight. Adding to the confusion is Peter "Sarsgaard," who's not related at all.