Keith Fukumoto
@keithfukumoto.bsky.social
Married (so no "weird" DMs please), father (advocate of DEI), lover of cats and dogs (adopt, don't shop), retired (what day is it?), MSPH
Payable in Trump meme coins. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Payable in Trump meme coins. 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Arguably, she's still smarter than the cognitively-impaired Trump. But it's a very low bar.
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Arguably, she's still smarter than the cognitively-impaired Trump. But it's a very low bar.
Drug dealers have the money to buy the crypto needed to pay for a pardon or commutation.
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Drug dealers have the money to buy the crypto needed to pay for a pardon or commutation.
Drug dealers have the money to buy crypto and a pardon.
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Drug dealers have the money to buy crypto and a pardon.
Drug dealers have the money to buy crypto and a pardon. 🤷🏻
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Drug dealers have the money to buy crypto and a pardon. 🤷🏻
Sounds like the rules of engagement for this specific operation were to kill everyone.
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sounds like the rules of engagement for this specific operation were to kill everyone.
Yeah, 40 minutes between missile launches is NOT a "double tap".
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yeah, 40 minutes between missile launches is NOT a "double tap".
Makes me wonder about the rules of engagement for this specific operation. Was this a case of maximum lethality, i.e., no survivors?
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Makes me wonder about the rules of engagement for this specific operation. Was this a case of maximum lethality, i.e., no survivors?
It's the equivalent of youth soccer's "participation" 🏆
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It's the equivalent of youth soccer's "participation" 🏆
He probably thinks he can "pardon" himself. 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
He probably thinks he can "pardon" himself. 🙄
The ICC should issue a warrant for Hegseth's arrest.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The ICC should issue a warrant for Hegseth's arrest.
A presidential pardon won't protect Hegseth from the ICC.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A presidential pardon won't protect Hegseth from the ICC.
And a good husband!
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
And a good husband!
Put det cord on his ankle monitor. Tamper with it again, and instant amputation.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Put det cord on his ankle monitor. Tamper with it again, and instant amputation.
It would have been fun to watch Trump's DOJ get humiliated in court. Now, I have to find something to occupy my time until baseball season. 🤷🏻
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It would have been fun to watch Trump's DOJ get humiliated in court. Now, I have to find something to occupy my time until baseball season. 🤷🏻
It would have been fun to watch Trump's DOJ get humiliated in court. Now, I have to find something to occupy my time until baseball season. 🤷🏻
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It would have been fun to watch Trump's DOJ get humiliated in court. Now, I have to find something to occupy my time until baseball season. 🤷🏻