Keith Emmerson
@keithemmerson.bsky.social
Mel A was always starting fights.
September 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Mel A was always starting fights.
Unless you're watching the old firm, which is a bit of a horror show.
August 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Unless you're watching the old firm, which is a bit of a horror show.
In the Partick area of Glasgow, there was a driving school called "Partick L Accelerator", which will never be beaten.
July 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In the Partick area of Glasgow, there was a driving school called "Partick L Accelerator", which will never be beaten.
As a huge Scottish union fan, Ray was as iconic in league as Bill McLaren was in union and was a huge part in my learning to love the "other" code. Totally agree on the sky commentators. Ray's is the voice I always hear in my head when watching league.
July 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
As a huge Scottish union fan, Ray was as iconic in league as Bill McLaren was in union and was a huge part in my learning to love the "other" code. Totally agree on the sky commentators. Ray's is the voice I always hear in my head when watching league.
Thanks so much, and a huge thanks to @civser.bsky.social!
July 17, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Thanks so much, and a huge thanks to @civser.bsky.social!
A haiku:
What sort of hero
Gives free books each Wednesday?
Big Green Books (Simon)
Or a Limerick:
If you're in the mood for a book
Big Green is the place you should look
They stock classic to recent
And the people are decent
Unlike Bezos, the Amazon crook!
What sort of hero
Gives free books each Wednesday?
Big Green Books (Simon)
Or a Limerick:
If you're in the mood for a book
Big Green is the place you should look
They stock classic to recent
And the people are decent
Unlike Bezos, the Amazon crook!
July 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A haiku:
What sort of hero
Gives free books each Wednesday?
Big Green Books (Simon)
Or a Limerick:
If you're in the mood for a book
Big Green is the place you should look
They stock classic to recent
And the people are decent
Unlike Bezos, the Amazon crook!
What sort of hero
Gives free books each Wednesday?
Big Green Books (Simon)
Or a Limerick:
If you're in the mood for a book
Big Green is the place you should look
They stock classic to recent
And the people are decent
Unlike Bezos, the Amazon crook!
I convinced my uni flatmate that it doesn't snow much near the coast because the salt from the sea water makes it melt into rain.
July 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I convinced my uni flatmate that it doesn't snow much near the coast because the salt from the sea water makes it melt into rain.
I loved this podcast. When I was at school in the 90s, Aardman came to our school with a caravan and one of our art lessons was going out there for a talk and to watch A Grand Day Out and Creature Comforts. This was before The Wrong Trousers so I feel like I knew them before they were famous.
July 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I loved this podcast. When I was at school in the 90s, Aardman came to our school with a caravan and one of our art lessons was going out there for a talk and to watch A Grand Day Out and Creature Comforts. This was before The Wrong Trousers so I feel like I knew them before they were famous.
It has pride of place in our main room. Never fails to make us smile.
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
It has pride of place in our main room. Never fails to make us smile.
YES! Then you can get @tonybob.bsky.social to draw dog!
July 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
YES! Then you can get @tonybob.bsky.social to draw dog!
It's his Scottish accent that's a war crime.
July 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's his Scottish accent that's a war crime.
These are great! Now justifying how many I can buy...
July 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
These are great! Now justifying how many I can buy...
Just be warned, the sequel ends on a cliffhanger without the third party having been commissioned yet...
July 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Just be warned, the sequel ends on a cliffhanger without the third party having been commissioned yet...
Don't worry, there won't be anyone left to see it.
June 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Don't worry, there won't be anyone left to see it.
Following Wee, Flowing U-bend
June 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Following Wee, Flowing U-bend
I loved Live as a teenager but looking back, they have some truly awful lyrics. See also "Oh Hitler in a robe of truth, my emptiness has built your altar, and I've worshipped myself in you forever, until now."
June 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I loved Live as a teenager but looking back, they have some truly awful lyrics. See also "Oh Hitler in a robe of truth, my emptiness has built your altar, and I've worshipped myself in you forever, until now."
"How does it feel like to make it happening?" from Let Forever Be by the Chemical Brothers and Noel Gallagher. Noel has come up with some shocking lyrics in his time but this is up there with the very worst.
June 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"How does it feel like to make it happening?" from Let Forever Be by the Chemical Brothers and Noel Gallagher. Noel has come up with some shocking lyrics in his time but this is up there with the very worst.