Keith Ehlis
@keithehlis.com
Oreo Aficionado | 2024 AFF Semifinalist and Multi-time 2nd Rounder
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I hate myself for choosing a picture without Thomas Haden Church. So here’s a re-do in case people come across this thread.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I hate myself for choosing a picture without Thomas Haden Church. So here’s a re-do in case people come across this thread.
Wings: The Show Seinfeld Could Have Been
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wings: The Show Seinfeld Could Have Been
This is when Ravens fans should’ve known it wasn’t going to be their year.
October 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is when Ravens fans should’ve known it wasn’t going to be their year.
Two of the most beautiful words you can ever see on screen.
September 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Two of the most beautiful words you can ever see on screen.
@peezytx.bsky.social I think Bun B needs to come out with a Trill Oil.
August 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
@peezytx.bsky.social I think Bun B needs to come out with a Trill Oil.
@mikescollins.bsky.social I think if @mattgoldich.bsky.social cut his hair and tweaked his glasses it'd make for a killer Thomas from Exotica Halloween costume.
August 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@mikescollins.bsky.social I think if @mattgoldich.bsky.social cut his hair and tweaked his glasses it'd make for a killer Thomas from Exotica Halloween costume.
@tschrack.bsky.social I think my dialogue was too 🔥 .
August 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
@tschrack.bsky.social I think my dialogue was too 🔥 .
I like my blondes like I like my time zones.
August 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I like my blondes like I like my time zones.
Jai Courtney deserves an Oscar for Dangerous Animals.
June 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Jai Courtney deserves an Oscar for Dangerous Animals.
Weekend watch plans have changed, Tom.
June 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Weekend watch plans have changed, Tom.
I think I need to try the ZAYN "Dusk Till Dawn" look for a week and see how it goes.
May 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I think I need to try the ZAYN "Dusk Till Dawn" look for a week and see how it goes.
I found a Coke bottle with the most unattractive male first name in the English language.
May 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I found a Coke bottle with the most unattractive male first name in the English language.
I got him at just +1000 in July. 😔
April 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I got him at just +1000 in July. 😔
Texans coach DeMeco Ryans to GM Nick Caserio after the season: “We need more speed on defense.”
Caserio: “I got you.”
Caserio: “I got you.”
March 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Texans coach DeMeco Ryans to GM Nick Caserio after the season: “We need more speed on defense.”
Caserio: “I got you.”
Caserio: “I got you.”
Cinemark near me is showing both Rule Breakers and Spring Breakers around the same time as each other...
March 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Cinemark near me is showing both Rule Breakers and Spring Breakers around the same time as each other...
Still haven’t seen it? Had I known I would’ve let you borrow my unopened physical copy. It’s unopened because I have the same physical media player problem I think you hinted at on the BlueSky this week. 😔
March 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Still haven’t seen it? Had I known I would’ve let you borrow my unopened physical copy. It’s unopened because I have the same physical media player problem I think you hinted at on the BlueSky this week. 😔
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
February 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
In order for Real Madrid to win today they’ll need to be at their Brest.
January 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
In order for Real Madrid to win today they’ll need to be at their Brest.
If I won a Super Bowl and was good, I’d wanna stay living in the Boston area if I’m an ex-Pat.
January 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If I won a Super Bowl and was good, I’d wanna stay living in the Boston area if I’m an ex-Pat.
And people say I don’t know how to have a good time.
January 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
And people say I don’t know how to have a good time.
While this LEGO poinsettia wouldn't kill my cats, my wife would still find a way to let it die.
(The LEGO plant, not the cats that is)
(The LEGO plant, not the cats that is)
December 5, 2024 at 12:27 PM
While this LEGO poinsettia wouldn't kill my cats, my wife would still find a way to let it die.
(The LEGO plant, not the cats that is)
(The LEGO plant, not the cats that is)
(Glen Powell Twisters voice)
“If you THIELEN it!!!”
“If you THIELEN it!!!”
December 2, 2024 at 12:48 AM
(Glen Powell Twisters voice)
“If you THIELEN it!!!”
“If you THIELEN it!!!”