Keith Andrew
@keithandrew.bsky.social
PR guy. Formerly a journo with words in: Rolling Stone, Edge, Gamesradar, OXM, Digital Spy, PCGamesN, LadBible. MCFC, European, Lib Dem 🏳️🌈🇪🇺.
I think ChatGPT is flirting with me
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I think ChatGPT is flirting with me
It's definitely autumn.
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's definitely autumn.
New "threads".
(Is that what the kids say?)
(Is that what the kids say?)
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
New "threads".
(Is that what the kids say?)
(Is that what the kids say?)
Okay. YouTube's English auto-dubbing of Spanish commentary on the match last night is inspired.
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Okay. YouTube's English auto-dubbing of Spanish commentary on the match last night is inspired.
Hey my American friends. Don't call ICE, because the person you're calling ICE on could actually be Jesus.
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hey my American friends. Don't call ICE, because the person you're calling ICE on could actually be Jesus.
Winter wardrobe ideas...
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Winter wardrobe ideas...
Unrivalled chilled night bus vibes
October 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Unrivalled chilled night bus vibes
#RaptureTok tomorrow once the Julian calendar and the Enoch calendar Rapture dates have passed without incident:
"Guys, it turns out Jesus actually uses this calendar..."
"Guys, it turns out Jesus actually uses this calendar..."
October 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
#RaptureTok tomorrow once the Julian calendar and the Enoch calendar Rapture dates have passed without incident:
"Guys, it turns out Jesus actually uses this calendar..."
"Guys, it turns out Jesus actually uses this calendar..."
I want this sting to play every time I enter a room
October 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I want this sting to play every time I enter a room
209 people "laughed" at a news story about a child dying in a Channel boat crossing.
I think it's only right we see all 209 in full.
I think it's only right we see all 209 in full.
September 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
209 people "laughed" at a news story about a child dying in a Channel boat crossing.
I think it's only right we see all 209 in full.
I think it's only right we see all 209 in full.
I may have got a Düsseldorf themed tattoo today...
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I may have got a Düsseldorf themed tattoo today...
My kind of flagshaggers.
September 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My kind of flagshaggers.
Nice local story, right?
You wouldn't believe how comfortable people now are posting openly racist comments with their full name and face in view in response to a story like this.
Maybe it's just me, but I preferred it when racists felt scared to go public with their views.
You wouldn't believe how comfortable people now are posting openly racist comments with their full name and face in view in response to a story like this.
Maybe it's just me, but I preferred it when racists felt scared to go public with their views.
September 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nice local story, right?
You wouldn't believe how comfortable people now are posting openly racist comments with their full name and face in view in response to a story like this.
Maybe it's just me, but I preferred it when racists felt scared to go public with their views.
You wouldn't believe how comfortable people now are posting openly racist comments with their full name and face in view in response to a story like this.
Maybe it's just me, but I preferred it when racists felt scared to go public with their views.
The American mind could never comprehend
September 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The American mind could never comprehend
I cannot BELIEVE this white fridge is just sat here and NOBODY has painted a red cross on it! WE USED TO BE A COUNTRY!
September 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I cannot BELIEVE this white fridge is just sat here and NOBODY has painted a red cross on it! WE USED TO BE A COUNTRY!
Yes Didsbury! #twocanplayatthatgame
September 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Yes Didsbury! #twocanplayatthatgame
Back in my favourite place on earth, @dusairport.bsky.social. The only upside of going home.
August 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Back in my favourite place on earth, @dusairport.bsky.social. The only upside of going home.
Düsseldorf today.
August 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Düsseldorf today.
Düsseldorf-Pempelfort, this afternoon
August 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Düsseldorf-Pempelfort, this afternoon
Düsseldorf, yesterday.
August 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Düsseldorf, yesterday.
The American mind could never comprehend
August 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The American mind could never comprehend
15 year old kid is missing.
And in response, people flood the Facebook comments with pure, unashamed racism, their names on show, their profiles open.
Fuck this country.
And in response, people flood the Facebook comments with pure, unashamed racism, their names on show, their profiles open.
Fuck this country.
August 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
15 year old kid is missing.
And in response, people flood the Facebook comments with pure, unashamed racism, their names on show, their profiles open.
Fuck this country.
And in response, people flood the Facebook comments with pure, unashamed racism, their names on show, their profiles open.
Fuck this country.
Can I just say, the flat is looking sexy.
June 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Can I just say, the flat is looking sexy.