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Keith
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Recovering attorney. 💙🇮🇱
Can’t wait until 2026 midterms.

עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי
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January 20,2025…there’s a horse in the hospital (again)!

youtu.be/JhkZMxgPxXU
There's a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke
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Why don’t you google this, dipshit.
Donald, you dodged the draft.
August 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Breaking news.

Jobs report for August 2025…. -1.
August 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I didn’t like my blood pressure so I fired my doctor.
August 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tim, you should rephrase to say “at this extraordinarily dangerous moment, please pause to remember that a weekend talk show host who recently lied about his drinking problem is running the military.“
June 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Reposted by Keith
June 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
In case your dog needs a “belly rub” on the UWS. (I hope it’s for the dog?)
June 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Every day Trump seems to destroy something…foreign aid, universities, NPR, and the lives of 100,000 federal employees he fired on a whim, not to mention the tariffs and first downgrade of the US credit rating in history.

I cannot think of one thing he has done to improve a single person’s life.
May 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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📌The Cabinet of the United States of America is a collection of the worst, most incompetent morons in history, and we are supposed to just suffer through it as if it was just another cloudy day.
May 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump’s definition of due process is having your boarding pass scanned at the gate.
Here’s a preview of the coming clash with SCOTUS which has already confirmed noncitizens are entitled to due process. “Sudden deportation” violates the Constitution.
May 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Has anyone checked the immigration status of the employees at Mar-a-Lago or any of Trump‘s golf courses?

#homelandsecurity
May 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Pakistan and India definitely would not be on the brink of war if Trump were president.

Oh yeah…🙄
May 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have seen this movie. The sequel is always worse.
May 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The two worst presidents in US history:

Trump 2017-2020
Trump 2024-can’t end soon enough.
May 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Well, my life is certainly better without pennies or paper straws…
April 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I would have much preferred not to be saying “we told you so” every day.
April 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Pam Bondi should be disbarred.
April 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
As for the arrest of Hannah Dugan and the moron-in-chief’s blatant attempt to intimidate the judiciary,…
a man sitting in a chair with the words " this agression will not stand man " on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words " this agression will not stand man " on the bottom
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
History will never understand how, when given the choice between an articulate, experienced, empathetic, selfless and intelligent woman and a narcissistic douchebag, America chose the latter.

And immediately regretted their choice.
April 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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vet, follow, share

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April 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
😂😂😂
April 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I miss the days when the village idiot and the president were two different people.
April 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The J6 defendants were all Mirandized, offered counsel, had probable cause hearings, provided counsel and bond or pre trial release, the ability to conduct discovery, and a jury trial at which they could present evidence and x-examine witnesses.

And the right to appeal.

Stephen Miller is a dick.
April 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM