Chris Keiser
@keiserchris.bsky.social
Don’t you get my hopes up
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don’t you get my hopes up
First person to make “Goofy Does 9/11” gets a cookie
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
First person to make “Goofy Does 9/11” gets a cookie
I cannot emphasize enough how much NOBODY WANTS THIS.
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I cannot emphasize enough how much NOBODY WANTS THIS.
Based on the message board chatter, our fans are setting themselves up for one of the great rug-pulls of all time. There apparently is actual motion here, but I think we’re probably being used as leverage for another job.
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Based on the message board chatter, our fans are setting themselves up for one of the great rug-pulls of all time. There apparently is actual motion here, but I think we’re probably being used as leverage for another job.
The Allen Iverson “Practice?” bit as Snake kinda turned into Duffman at the end.
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The Allen Iverson “Practice?” bit as Snake kinda turned into Duffman at the end.
I would absolutely switch from Hulu to YTTV if it was half the cost for local channels and sports only.
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I would absolutely switch from Hulu to YTTV if it was half the cost for local channels and sports only.
I’ll give them some advice no consultant is willing to tell them: AI has no place in the creative space. None whatsoever. Everyone hates it and if you’re employing it, you deserve to be mocked into bankruptcy.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’ll give them some advice no consultant is willing to tell them: AI has no place in the creative space. None whatsoever. Everyone hates it and if you’re employing it, you deserve to be mocked into bankruptcy.
Adrian Pimento except he’s the human shield because he likes the danger.
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Adrian Pimento except he’s the human shield because he likes the danger.
those numbers aren’t fun :(
December 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
those numbers aren’t fun :(
Manny didn’t get the “take a dive” memo from Phillips.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Manny didn’t get the “take a dive” memo from Phillips.
Duke is like the guys who tried to kill Indiana Jones in Vienna in The Last Crusade. “My soul’s prepared! How’s yours?!”
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Duke is like the guys who tried to kill Indiana Jones in Vienna in The Last Crusade. “My soul’s prepared! How’s yours?!”
Everyone involved needs to be sent to The Hague post haste.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Everyone involved needs to be sent to The Hague post haste.
I’m picturing him sitting at a school desk hunched over his copy of the test, crayon clenched in his fist, brow furrowed and biting his tongue in concentration.
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’m picturing him sitting at a school desk hunched over his copy of the test, crayon clenched in his fist, brow furrowed and biting his tongue in concentration.
Born to be J. Jonah Jameson.
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Born to be J. Jonah Jameson.
See, I wish my dad had the same timing. Die on a random weeknight in March? Get it together, Walt.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
See, I wish my dad had the same timing. Die on a random weeknight in March? Get it together, Walt.
Lookin kinda Mahomey
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Lookin kinda Mahomey
There’s a version of pecan pie I’ve been wanting to make that pre-dates corn syrup. It’s more of a custard than sweet gloopy stuff.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
There’s a version of pecan pie I’ve been wanting to make that pre-dates corn syrup. It’s more of a custard than sweet gloopy stuff.
Don’t forget, if you get all of them at once, none of them can make it through and kill you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Don’t forget, if you get all of them at once, none of them can make it through and kill you.
They just signed a similar deal with Georgia Tech.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
They just signed a similar deal with Georgia Tech.
I’m dealing with some recurring brain fog, but that’s because of a bicycle crash I had a couple of years ago. Was wearing my helmet and everything, but my face still hit the deck. Broken nose, chipped chin bone, three broken teeth, and a concussion.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m dealing with some recurring brain fog, but that’s because of a bicycle crash I had a couple of years ago. Was wearing my helmet and everything, but my face still hit the deck. Broken nose, chipped chin bone, three broken teeth, and a concussion.
If you’re not buying your home office chair out of a sketchy storage unit or an unmarked box truck, what are you even doing?
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you’re not buying your home office chair out of a sketchy storage unit or an unmarked box truck, what are you even doing?
I agree with his list, except swap Return Of The Jedi and Revenge Of The Sith. ROTS is an actually great movie and it gets lumped in with the other two prequels that are just not very good.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I agree with his list, except swap Return Of The Jedi and Revenge Of The Sith. ROTS is an actually great movie and it gets lumped in with the other two prequels that are just not very good.
He so desperately wants to be funny but he’s the most painfully unfunny person on the planet and he’s bound and determined to make that our problem.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
He so desperately wants to be funny but he’s the most painfully unfunny person on the planet and he’s bound and determined to make that our problem.
The word “consequential” is doing a lot of heavy lifting, dontcha think?
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The word “consequential” is doing a lot of heavy lifting, dontcha think?