oh well im not updating till im forced to

lmfao you updated to ios18 😭 I hear ppl hate it bc it changed the photo app, I shut off automatic updates for the foreseeable future

the way you and your battles on 600 are permanently etched in my mind I think of you every time I see a random slug 😭

probably gonna stay deactivated for the rest of the year

four hands, two tongues and there’s a running headcanon he has two dicks 🤭 endless possibilities for fun

also im never getting a max device again this shit is huge and i feel like im gonna drop my phone all the time

bruh im saying bc im so confused 😭

like do you even really like someone if you don’t feel the overwhelming urge to bite them

“why do you want to work here?” nigga do you want me to record audio of my stomach growling???? 😭