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notation is like 50% of problem of maths that makes it so difficult to understand
if they dropped all ridiculous x with hats and tildas and called these variables human readable names, there would be an explosion in math skills
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
today I dreamt that I unknowingly disturbed a huge ass spider, who stuck a needle into my heart and injected me with poison
February 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
all I ever truly wanted was to get rid of the crippling shame of myself
February 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the most pleasant feeling ever for me is to turn off my frontal lobes, stop engaging them and just follow along with whatever impulses and desires fire off in my mind; unfortunately it usually ends poorly 💔
January 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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i don't know what any of the deepseek stuff means in the long term but i know it's making people i dislike upset and yeah sure i'll take the endorphin hit equivalent of a mcdouble any day of the week
January 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I guess this is the new normal.. WTF
January 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
so that just happened
January 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
the scariest thing is uncertainty; movies, games and shows provide certainty of experiences without the dangers such as dying; porn provides certainty of sex without shame, failures and rejection; but the best certainty is in fantasies and the memories, you can bathe and bathe in it endlessly
January 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don't understand this obsession everyone suddenly got with weightlifting, it looks so boring!
January 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
just discovered femininity seems to be what I project onto people rather than what they are themselves like, the day is going well 👍
December 22, 2024 at 10:35 PM
wondering if i can buy aspartame in bulk so i can add it wherever
December 22, 2024 at 3:59 PM
shit's getting old, and by shit I mean myself
December 20, 2024 at 12:56 PM
2024 was fire in spring and summer, but in the fall shit went so downhill and got probably as low as I have so far witnessed in my 29 years on this planet
December 20, 2024 at 12:51 PM
being online lately has felt like when as a kid I used to put my face against a tv screen to stare directly into it and see what it would be like
December 17, 2024 at 11:59 PM
instagram lately's been conpletely unusable with the amount of ads and recommended content 😬 I feel like 50% of my time on there I'm just watching ads
December 17, 2024 at 10:48 AM
I love having a cup of coffee so so so much ain't nothing else like it (haven't tried cocaine though)
December 3, 2024 at 12:27 PM
i feel like the chill dog has very quickly descended to the status of a coworkercore meme
November 27, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I remember being 16 when I first learned that women get periods, because nobody bothered to teach me that

really good job on all accounts, society 👍
November 25, 2024 at 1:33 AM
if the woman ain't have at least a little chubbiness to her i don't want her
November 24, 2024 at 10:35 PM
November 24, 2024 at 10:32 PM
cocky want boing boing... that's me, I'm the cocky, the cocky is me
November 24, 2024 at 9:35 PM
i love data bluesky, it's like it's 2021 all over again 🥹
November 24, 2024 at 6:19 PM