It's funny watching my toddlers feral eating habits and knowing 100% that they came from me

Matt Lafleur when Jordan Love dies

All Jerry had to do was pay Parsons like a year ago and none of this happens hahahahahahahahah what a dumb idiot man

"have you ever seen a goose, riding a shark? Down by the bay" 2 year old don't quite get rhyming yet, but it's fantastic

"Falcons fans excited to see Penix Sunday"

How long until Tom Brady is a just for men spokesmen? Is he already?

I love that the same people that shoved an 80 year old candidate down our throats are now shocked... SHOCKED... That it might not have been a great idea. I'll still vote for him because of the alternative, but damn

An hour before game time and the baby unloaded some particularly vile spit up all over his Packers onesie and my Jaire jersey. Feels about right for the Packers this season so far

The Packers are now a Get-Right game on the schedule for any struggling team

It feels wrong that I joined blue sky at night