Oh, I mean, don't get me wrong, you can totally, absolutely mention your long, firm baguette and you will be understood!

(Also works with virtually any word describing something cylindrical, something slightly longer than it is large, something you can hold in your hand...)

The bread's association with boners? I'm not familiar with that one, but then again, French has so many metaphors and similes for boner that this one might have just flown under my radar. :P

Hon hon hon, braguette!

(It's commonly used for "fly", as in pants, and it's a beautiful word!)

Is it supposed to look like this? Feels like it's not supposed to look like this.

Absolutely love these! ♥

What is that "wake up" nonsense anyway?

HAN! ♥

C'est un des derniers que j'avais acheté (sur une brocante aussi) y'a... 30 ans. x_x

*bonk* Go to Hornet jail!

Fantastic! Wanna debate how 3rd edition sucks around a 16yo Lagavulin (no ice please)?

Do you have spare paracetamol and allergy pills tho, I'm all out. Also great verbena!

(Je désire ce orange.)

"Ces couleurs mec, putain !!! ❤" — Moi, à chaque fois

... why wouldn't it, yeah? I mean, the little pigs had to eat when they weren't busy rebuilding those houses the big bad wolf kept blowing down... right?

Okay, to be exact, that's not how you spell it, but that's definitely what "GPT" sounds like when pronounced in French. :D

I can't begin to describe how much fun Speak&Spell was when we were kids.

Considering it means "I farted", it's gotta be a significant number. I hope.

"Registered: May 6, 2007 04:19" Oh shit.

And my old FranceFurs forum account is more than old enough to drink in the US at this point.

Hashtag GreyStripes

"I'd love to make your friend's acquisition!"

Damn you autocorrect...