Harvest Lechuga
@keepitinyourplants.bsky.social
i came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and shoot people in this bank
the fools should have waited!
January 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
the fools should have waited!
it's about time!
January 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
it's about time!
Mine was snowboarding and a patch of ice. 30 years ago and it still hurts if I sit too long.
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Mine was snowboarding and a patch of ice. 30 years ago and it still hurts if I sit too long.
that's a fractured coccyx
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
that's a fractured coccyx
First Blood is missing.
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
First Blood is missing.
All they had to do was support a genocide. And now? There's blood on their hands.
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
All they had to do was support a genocide. And now? There's blood on their hands.
Marlon Brando/Jay Leno himself??!!?!?
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Marlon Brando/Jay Leno himself??!!?!?
One might argue that Palin is the only truly interesting one.
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
One might argue that Palin is the only truly interesting one.
Mandami probably wants to ban this truck!
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Mandami probably wants to ban this truck!
real men slurp their soggies from a little bowl
January 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
real men slurp their soggies from a little bowl
🎶in kleptocracy🎶
January 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
🎶in kleptocracy🎶
this is why canada doesn't need a strong military
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
this is why canada doesn't need a strong military
He isn't half as crazy as his pet detective brother.
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
He isn't half as crazy as his pet detective brother.
How many mannequins does it take to drive a car?
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
How many mannequins does it take to drive a car?
MAGA famous for their curiosity and love of facts
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
MAGA famous for their curiosity and love of facts
okay "clam jam"
January 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
okay "clam jam"
and they want to be like him. ideal career trajectory.
January 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
and they want to be like him. ideal career trajectory.
Those poor moths 😢
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Those poor moths 😢
I hope his take is edgy!
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I hope his take is edgy!