there's nothing sacred here.
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My favorite things are... jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the Simpsons, aaaaand dirt.
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My favorite things are... jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the Simpsons, aaaaand dirt.
Do it very carefully! Slower than molasses drips off a spoon!
December 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Do it very carefully! Slower than molasses drips off a spoon!
Oh, you think he's looking lovingly at you? But it's nowhere near the truth, his mind is up to no good.
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh, you think he's looking lovingly at you? But it's nowhere near the truth, his mind is up to no good.
For the record, no. I didn't forget the 22nd night of September.
December 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
For the record, no. I didn't forget the 22nd night of September.
(Sighs dreamily) What is wrong with her.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
(Sighs dreamily) What is wrong with her.
My character's strong, but my head is loose.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My character's strong, but my head is loose.
I have no other options.
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I have no other options.
She's such a bitch.
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
She's such a bitch.
Just be kind to yourself.
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Just be kind to yourself.
Oh, we're already out.
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh, we're already out.
Let's take testosterone together.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Let's take testosterone together.
They can't even afford pumpkins to fuck.
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
They can't even afford pumpkins to fuck.
I'll make you eat those words!
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'll make you eat those words!
Okay guys, just remember. If everything goes south, we GTFO. WE GET THAT FRIENDSHIP ON!
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Okay guys, just remember. If everything goes south, we GTFO. WE GET THAT FRIENDSHIP ON!
Always strive to eat the stars.
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Always strive to eat the stars.
Doomed by the narrative AND I can't get a dick appointment scheduled to save my life. I'm fucking washed.
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Doomed by the narrative AND I can't get a dick appointment scheduled to save my life. I'm fucking washed.
Please do not 'stan' me, I know how that song ended.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Please do not 'stan' me, I know how that song ended.
And now, the weather.
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
And now, the weather.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Drop it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Drop it.
Whoa, he's bisexual! I didn't know that!
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Whoa, he's bisexual! I didn't know that!
Limit? I've got your limit right here!
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Limit? I've got your limit right here!
I am either yapping or napping.
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I am either yapping or napping.
OP is into pl*ying and hav*ng f*n :/
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
OP is into pl*ying and hav*ng f*n :/
I have no other options.
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I have no other options.
It's fun to just grab a boob.
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
It's fun to just grab a boob.