Kara
keepcalmandkaraon.bsky.social
Kara
@keepcalmandkaraon.bsky.social
“Sorry I’m late, I had to braid my hair” is a very valid excuse
July 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Hear no evil, hear all evil, hear some evil.
April 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Welcome to all our new followers! 💚
March 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
March 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I shaved my legs for the first time in weeks and I’m slightly less depressed
March 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I mean honestly… what’s the point?
March 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
New red flag:

Anyone who uses the term “my ride or die”

Iykyk
March 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I found out what I need to be able to handle the general public:

10 hours of sleep
March 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Just saying.
February 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Love is Blind proves that guys named Dave suck
March 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Apparently I don’t have hobbies. I don’t know what hobbies are bc everything I’ve ever done I’ve had to monetize.
Compiling a list of hobbies… please help
February 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hustle culture has made me feel guilty about getting 8 hours of sleep
February 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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DJT was just asked by reporters what he thinks of the new Time Magazine cover.
February 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I would like to never again hear the word “unprecedented”
February 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Customer: I need some (Brand) fish oil.
Me: Yes! I have that in 100 or 250 soft gels. You save a little with the larger bottle. Which would you like?
Customer: Well, it depends on how long I live. I’m 91… but I’m sure someone can use them when I’m gone. Let’s be optimistic, I’ll take the big one.
February 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The hero we need rn
February 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I wanna go there
Venus and the Moon are gorgeous tonight 😍
February 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Venus and the Moon are gorgeous tonight 😍
February 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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USAID.gov is down. Why is this concerning? Trump has no legal authority to eliminate a congressionally funded independent agency. The work of USAID is vital, and if this can happen to them, it can happen to any of us.
February 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Watching @americanprimeval.bsky.social and it looks like they cast it out of my Hinge profile with all these bearded men
February 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I hate the word “detox” but this is how to feel better after bingeing or eating food you don’t usually eat
How to detox after eating unhealthy (without buying into toxic diet culture)
Learn how to detox from unhealthy food by increasing your water intake, enjoying whole foods, and more.
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February 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I literally don’t want to speak, out loud, to another human today. It’s my day off from peopling #restday
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM