Keelthas Janesen
@keelthasjanesen.bsky.social
Monitoring, documenting, and waiting out Twitter's nonsense at a more reasonable distance.
My trophy wall of internet parasites who crashed out massively to my little venting profile:
https://www.quora.com/profile/Keelthas-Jonson
My trophy wall of internet parasites who crashed out massively to my little venting profile:
https://www.quora.com/profile/Keelthas-Jonson
Pinned
They start sending obsessive replies to me? I've won.
They block me or I block them? I've won.
They start crawling into my posts? I've won.
This little venting persona exists to irritate the most creepy, hateful, bigoted, or racist dipshits on the internet.
Internet parasites, all of them 😎
They block me or I block them? I've won.
They start crawling into my posts? I've won.
This little venting persona exists to irritate the most creepy, hateful, bigoted, or racist dipshits on the internet.
Internet parasites, all of them 😎
Me praying to the Etsy witches and any old gods who might be listening out there whenever Twitter goes down that this will be THE outage that finally takes it and all the parasites still festering on its posts off the internet forever
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Me praying to the Etsy witches and any old gods who might be listening out there whenever Twitter goes down that this will be THE outage that finally takes it and all the parasites still festering on its posts off the internet forever
The two moods I seesaw between whenever I switch from my relatively chill main Twitter profiles to having to scroll through Elon's hellsite as my venting profile
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The two moods I seesaw between whenever I switch from my relatively chill main Twitter profiles to having to scroll through Elon's hellsite as my venting profile
The mass awakenings from the psychosis that is the cultish mindset the rotten tangerine has planted into the most obnoxious, bigoted, racist and hateful pieces of shit to have ever existed in this decade will truly be something to behold.
It's gonna be very, very painful. For them.
It's gonna be very, very painful. For them.
January 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The mass awakenings from the psychosis that is the cultish mindset the rotten tangerine has planted into the most obnoxious, bigoted, racist and hateful pieces of shit to have ever existed in this decade will truly be something to behold.
It's gonna be very, very painful. For them.
It's gonna be very, very painful. For them.
And we are back on observation duty.
Didn't really miss much while I was away for the holidays, tbh. Just got a reminder that my patient strategy of outlasting internet parasite freaks on Elon's hellsite always pays off. ☕
Didn't really miss much while I was away for the holidays, tbh. Just got a reminder that my patient strategy of outlasting internet parasite freaks on Elon's hellsite always pays off. ☕
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
And we are back on observation duty.
Didn't really miss much while I was away for the holidays, tbh. Just got a reminder that my patient strategy of outlasting internet parasite freaks on Elon's hellsite always pays off. ☕
Didn't really miss much while I was away for the holidays, tbh. Just got a reminder that my patient strategy of outlasting internet parasite freaks on Elon's hellsite always pays off. ☕
Always a satisfying pleasure to check in on internet parasites whom my little venting persona has dogwalked/outlasted only to see they're miserable, inactive, have made a 58th burner account, rants to a fucking chatbot because no one acknowledges their schizoposting anymore, or all of the above 😊
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Always a satisfying pleasure to check in on internet parasites whom my little venting persona has dogwalked/outlasted only to see they're miserable, inactive, have made a 58th burner account, rants to a fucking chatbot because no one acknowledges their schizoposting anymore, or all of the above 😊
Finally found an internet parasite I can hand this award to! Yipeeee
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Finally found an internet parasite I can hand this award to! Yipeeee
I do what I do on this little venting persona because it passes the time and I really, REALLY don't care about whether a post of mine hits "big" or not.
When validation-starved internet parasites don't get what they need to feed their attention-starved egos, they give up the game eventually lmao
When validation-starved internet parasites don't get what they need to feed their attention-starved egos, they give up the game eventually lmao
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I do what I do on this little venting persona because it passes the time and I really, REALLY don't care about whether a post of mine hits "big" or not.
When validation-starved internet parasites don't get what they need to feed their attention-starved egos, they give up the game eventually lmao
When validation-starved internet parasites don't get what they need to feed their attention-starved egos, they give up the game eventually lmao
Internet parasite freaks like these no-life losers are all fucking obnoxious wastes of air and this all but confirms that they'll eat each other when left with no one but themselves.
That being said, you always love to see the girlies fighting 🍿
That being said, you always love to see the girlies fighting 🍿
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Internet parasite freaks like these no-life losers are all fucking obnoxious wastes of air and this all but confirms that they'll eat each other when left with no one but themselves.
That being said, you always love to see the girlies fighting 🍿
That being said, you always love to see the girlies fighting 🍿
Been a pretty bad day for "America only" General WhiteRaceSavior7129-type shit accounts on Elon's hellsite now that the location feature has been fully implemented.
Pretty bad indeed.
Pretty bad indeed.
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Been a pretty bad day for "America only" General WhiteRaceSavior7129-type shit accounts on Elon's hellsite now that the location feature has been fully implemented.
Pretty bad indeed.
Pretty bad indeed.
We may share similar views on certain matters, but if you're a fucking obnoxious dickhead about it and sound no different from the internet parasites I regularly ragebait and dogwalk for being utter fuckwads to others then you're getting the same treatment from me. No exceptions.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We may share similar views on certain matters, but if you're a fucking obnoxious dickhead about it and sound no different from the internet parasites I regularly ragebait and dogwalk for being utter fuckwads to others then you're getting the same treatment from me. No exceptions.
Today was apparently international Men's Day and quite sadly, not all men decided to take the one day they deserved to be acknowledged to be decent for a change.
Don't let these type of manlets ruin the concept of men in general. Not all of them are like this, surprisingly. Just a lot of them.
Don't let these type of manlets ruin the concept of men in general. Not all of them are like this, surprisingly. Just a lot of them.
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Today was apparently international Men's Day and quite sadly, not all men decided to take the one day they deserved to be acknowledged to be decent for a change.
Don't let these type of manlets ruin the concept of men in general. Not all of them are like this, surprisingly. Just a lot of them.
Don't let these type of manlets ruin the concept of men in general. Not all of them are like this, surprisingly. Just a lot of them.
I interact with ONE annoying pissant who was a massively obnoxious glazer of that Arc Raiders game (aside from that one streamer dude who started the discourse surrounding it in the first place) and now my timeline is starting to seep in with more of them whining about it not winning GOTY.
Enough.
Enough.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I interact with ONE annoying pissant who was a massively obnoxious glazer of that Arc Raiders game (aside from that one streamer dude who started the discourse surrounding it in the first place) and now my timeline is starting to seep in with more of them whining about it not winning GOTY.
Enough.
Enough.
Looks like Elon's hellsite is part of the many websites that crapped out recently.
Oh no, what a travesty. Anyway, pretty sure it'll probably be back later.
Oh no, what a travesty. Anyway, pretty sure it'll probably be back later.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Looks like Elon's hellsite is part of the many websites that crapped out recently.
Oh no, what a travesty. Anyway, pretty sure it'll probably be back later.
Oh no, what a travesty. Anyway, pretty sure it'll probably be back later.
These weirdo-ass "gamers" always baffle me.
If you want your extraction shooter with GenAI voices to win Best Multiplayer, then quit sniveling and go vote for it since it's on the lineup.
Or don't. And watch as that award goes to Elden Ring Fortnite or a $4 indie game about mountain climbing.
If you want your extraction shooter with GenAI voices to win Best Multiplayer, then quit sniveling and go vote for it since it's on the lineup.
Or don't. And watch as that award goes to Elden Ring Fortnite or a $4 indie game about mountain climbing.
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
These weirdo-ass "gamers" always baffle me.
If you want your extraction shooter with GenAI voices to win Best Multiplayer, then quit sniveling and go vote for it since it's on the lineup.
Or don't. And watch as that award goes to Elden Ring Fortnite or a $4 indie game about mountain climbing.
If you want your extraction shooter with GenAI voices to win Best Multiplayer, then quit sniveling and go vote for it since it's on the lineup.
Or don't. And watch as that award goes to Elden Ring Fortnite or a $4 indie game about mountain climbing.
Only the rotten tangerine's hillbilly, trailer-trash rightoid cult wouldn't cancel their beloved leader for being a pussy-grabbing, child-diddling rapist but for the mere thought that he might actually be a bisexual bottom.
And these redneck weirdos wonder why people don't take them seriously.
And these redneck weirdos wonder why people don't take them seriously.
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Only the rotten tangerine's hillbilly, trailer-trash rightoid cult wouldn't cancel their beloved leader for being a pussy-grabbing, child-diddling rapist but for the mere thought that he might actually be a bisexual bottom.
And these redneck weirdos wonder why people don't take them seriously.
And these redneck weirdos wonder why people don't take them seriously.
You know what's so droll about an uninspired sequel? When they follow the same beats as the first thing that didn't work out last time and trying to make it look like something new only for it to fail as badly as it did before.
Pic unrelated
Pic unrelated
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You know what's so droll about an uninspired sequel? When they follow the same beats as the first thing that didn't work out last time and trying to make it look like something new only for it to fail as badly as it did before.
Pic unrelated
Pic unrelated
The week hasn't started off good for pathetic bigots and/or homophobes.
Not a good week to be these sorry sacks of shit at all.
Not a good week to be these sorry sacks of shit at all.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The week hasn't started off good for pathetic bigots and/or homophobes.
Not a good week to be these sorry sacks of shit at all.
Not a good week to be these sorry sacks of shit at all.
Not a good week for MAGA "patriots" and rightoid Twitter in general considering:
>They got washed massively in an election they were hyping up to win
>They're slowly waking the fuck up from the so-called American dream the rotten tangerine promised them
>Their cult is eating each other alive
>They got washed massively in an election they were hyping up to win
>They're slowly waking the fuck up from the so-called American dream the rotten tangerine promised them
>Their cult is eating each other alive
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Not a good week for MAGA "patriots" and rightoid Twitter in general considering:
>They got washed massively in an election they were hyping up to win
>They're slowly waking the fuck up from the so-called American dream the rotten tangerine promised them
>Their cult is eating each other alive
>They got washed massively in an election they were hyping up to win
>They're slowly waking the fuck up from the so-called American dream the rotten tangerine promised them
>Their cult is eating each other alive
Always love it when I personally piss off the most deranged internet parasites who are only here today and will likely be gone tomorrow.
These people are simply pathetic wastes of life.
These people are simply pathetic wastes of life.
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Always love it when I personally piss off the most deranged internet parasites who are only here today and will likely be gone tomorrow.
These people are simply pathetic wastes of life.
These people are simply pathetic wastes of life.
Gee Dylan, maybe it's because women can actually sniff out the rancid scent of your unwashed incel ass a mile away.
Maybe cleaning up your act would be a nice place to start, then you can start focus on personal hygiene next.
Maybe cleaning up your act would be a nice place to start, then you can start focus on personal hygiene next.
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Gee Dylan, maybe it's because women can actually sniff out the rancid scent of your unwashed incel ass a mile away.
Maybe cleaning up your act would be a nice place to start, then you can start focus on personal hygiene next.
Maybe cleaning up your act would be a nice place to start, then you can start focus on personal hygiene next.
The nazi wannabes of Elon's hellsite aren't at their best lately. Think they're doing okay?
October 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The nazi wannabes of Elon's hellsite aren't at their best lately. Think they're doing okay?
Edgy weirdos who think they're tough shit because they have a cheap peashooter stowed in their asscrack should know this actually:
-They will never be important enough to hate.
-An alleged "combat tour" is not definitive proof of military service.
-They will be forgotten about in a week or less.
-They will never be important enough to hate.
-An alleged "combat tour" is not definitive proof of military service.
-They will be forgotten about in a week or less.
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Edgy weirdos who think they're tough shit because they have a cheap peashooter stowed in their asscrack should know this actually:
-They will never be important enough to hate.
-An alleged "combat tour" is not definitive proof of military service.
-They will be forgotten about in a week or less.
-They will never be important enough to hate.
-An alleged "combat tour" is not definitive proof of military service.
-They will be forgotten about in a week or less.
Twitter parasites like to mock this place for being "boring", but in the event Elon's hellsite finally goes under most of us will at least have somewhere to laugh about it and that's what I'm setting up for here.
a cartoon scene with the words " all right we should be safe in here " at the bottom
ALT: a cartoon scene with the words " all right we should be safe in here " at the bottom
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September 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Twitter parasites like to mock this place for being "boring", but in the event Elon's hellsite finally goes under most of us will at least have somewhere to laugh about it and that's what I'm setting up for here.
The current state of ✝️in bio, modern-day "christian" Twitter at the apparent rapture scare lately.
September 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The current state of ✝️in bio, modern-day "christian" Twitter at the apparent rapture scare lately.
Conflicted about this new anti-doxxing trend going around on Elon's hellsite because for one I find it kind of stupid, but on the other hand, I am SO curious if a deranged, hypocritical rightoid will actually fall for one of these as they fall for pretty much anything lately.
September 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Conflicted about this new anti-doxxing trend going around on Elon's hellsite because for one I find it kind of stupid, but on the other hand, I am SO curious if a deranged, hypocritical rightoid will actually fall for one of these as they fall for pretty much anything lately.