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Keef
@keefthefifth.bsky.social
NC Central Alum 🦅 | ΚΑΨ | ΦΝΠ ♦️ |
Follow me, I have all my side teeth.
Just started playing Cuphead and I wasn’t warned on how entertained and pissed off id be.
December 9, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Y’all deleted y’all twitter account yet?
December 9, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I see y’all stealing viral tweets and bringing them over here
a man with a beard wearing a black shirt that says 999 on it
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black shirt that says 999 on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Something about drinking coffee in the evening >
December 4, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I’ve seen 1 too many yn’s with ski mask on in this movie theatre tonight.
December 1, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Had no idea Johnny cinco dropped new music
November 30, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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I need a bluesky mass block list dedicated to all the Latinos that say nigga.
November 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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When you trying to be a chill guy, but it's not enough
November 25, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??

They were cooked in Greece
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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Friends tomorrow please simply remember that fall foods often do not photograph well no matter how it may taste
November 28, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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November 28, 2024 at 3:12 AM
People really be posting on ig threads
November 28, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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I SAID POST MORE MEMES ON THIS MF!!
November 27, 2024 at 8:31 AM
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Too late, I saw a cyber truck irl for the first time
I hope something good happens to you today.
November 27, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Malcolm Washingtons character is annoying as hell in that piano movie
November 26, 2024 at 6:32 AM
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My hobbies:

-Switching between the same 3-5 apps for hours
-Not speaking to anybody for days at a time
-Listening to the same songs I’ve been listening to for 25 years
-Imagining being in situations that will literally never exist
November 23, 2024 at 4:41 PM
“Shoot the dice you snaggle tooth mf”
November 23, 2024 at 7:15 AM
I asked Chat GPT to generate an image of what it thinks I look like and 🥴
November 23, 2024 at 6:23 AM
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imagine buying twitter for billions just for the ppl that made it to make a whole new platform with your money so they can leave it 🤣
a woman is wearing a clown costume and applying lipstick to her lips .
ALT: a woman is wearing a clown costume and applying lipstick to her lips .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Early 2000s classics 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼 🍸
November 23, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Debating on going to Dreamville next year. 🤔
November 23, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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MUSTAAAAARRRRRDDDDDDD #blacksky
November 23, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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30+ Skeeters, what y’all on tonight?
November 22, 2024 at 11:44 PM
All that discourse over pho?? 🥴
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM