Keef LeBeouf
@keeflebeouf.bsky.social
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Everything is okay.
Everything is okay.
My gambling anonymous class is doing a christmas raffle. We've raised thousands already!
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My gambling anonymous class is doing a christmas raffle. We've raised thousands already!
The parents in Stranger Things have to be the most negligent parents of all of tv. I get that it was the 80s and kids got up to all sorts but you'd think after the first kid goes missing you'd figure you should start finding out where your kids go
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The parents in Stranger Things have to be the most negligent parents of all of tv. I get that it was the 80s and kids got up to all sorts but you'd think after the first kid goes missing you'd figure you should start finding out where your kids go
SUPper = Sobering Up Period where you switch to drinking water, fizzy drinks etc and eat foods like pizza, burgers, kebabs, etc probably the best part to a good night
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
SUPper = Sobering Up Period where you switch to drinking water, fizzy drinks etc and eat foods like pizza, burgers, kebabs, etc probably the best part to a good night
Seriously what am I going to do with all this leftover halloween candy i'm not gonna eat it this shit's pure sugar
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Seriously what am I going to do with all this leftover halloween candy i'm not gonna eat it this shit's pure sugar
You brought a harmonica to the afterlife?!
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You brought a harmonica to the afterlife?!
Aren't you glad tho, that there's smart people on this planet that can even let us know about 3I Atlas. It's just nice to know someone's keeping an eye out
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Aren't you glad tho, that there's smart people on this planet that can even let us know about 3I Atlas. It's just nice to know someone's keeping an eye out
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Tony Macaroni is now seeking “experienced operators and entrepreneurs” in Northern Ireland as franchisees.
Italian restaurant chain eyeing Northern Ireland once again after shutting Belfast location
A Scottish Italian restaurant chain is setting its sights on the Northern Ireland market again after shutting its only location here last year.
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
October 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Tony Macaroni is now seeking “experienced operators and entrepreneurs” in Northern Ireland as franchisees.
Can we stop blurring out stuff on social media, to at least prepare us from the apocalypse?
October 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Can we stop blurring out stuff on social media, to at least prepare us from the apocalypse?
It's getting to Autumn. Buy those square batteries for your smoke alarms when the electric goes out. Stock up on candles and torches. Buy spare lightbulbs, they always go out around this time.
September 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's getting to Autumn. Buy those square batteries for your smoke alarms when the electric goes out. Stock up on candles and torches. Buy spare lightbulbs, they always go out around this time.
Trippin' on a two-way ticket down a one way street
September 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Trippin' on a two-way ticket down a one way street
Imagine aliens have monitored us throughout all our history and they know the real truth about how we came to be
September 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Imagine aliens have monitored us throughout all our history and they know the real truth about how we came to be
Gameify your life. Instead of doing tasks in your game for fake rewards, do tasks in your life and reward yourself by playing your game.
September 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Gameify your life. Instead of doing tasks in your game for fake rewards, do tasks in your life and reward yourself by playing your game.
Count the seconds in a minute, and the minutes in an hour, and the hours in a day, and a day in the week, and a week in a month, and a month in a year, and the years in your life, and you'll have a long life!
August 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Count the seconds in a minute, and the minutes in an hour, and the hours in a day, and a day in the week, and a week in a month, and a month in a year, and the years in your life, and you'll have a long life!
I wonder if God ever wondered what made him.
August 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I wonder if God ever wondered what made him.
Me at forty: "Wouldn't a lightsaber be great at defrosting the freezer"
July 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me at forty: "Wouldn't a lightsaber be great at defrosting the freezer"
My subconscious right now is like that guitarist in the back of the pub that only plays wonderwall, except it's Stick Season by Noah Kahan, just constantly over and over
June 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My subconscious right now is like that guitarist in the back of the pub that only plays wonderwall, except it's Stick Season by Noah Kahan, just constantly over and over
Why did Adam and Eve have names if they were the only two people on the planet?
May 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Why did Adam and Eve have names if they were the only two people on the planet?
If there was ever a Fridge tax it would at least be one slice of cooked ham.
May 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If there was ever a Fridge tax it would at least be one slice of cooked ham.
When i was a kid we had to pay attention. Nowadays our attention is sold off as data points.
May 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When i was a kid we had to pay attention. Nowadays our attention is sold off as data points.
Thing about entropy is, back then the chances of a lady of the lake handing you a magical sword was a lot more likely than today, probabilistically speaking
May 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thing about entropy is, back then the chances of a lady of the lake handing you a magical sword was a lot more likely than today, probabilistically speaking
Can't believe that soon there will be people that have in their lifetime went from candles to the electric lightbulb to dimming the fucking sun.
April 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Can't believe that soon there will be people that have in their lifetime went from candles to the electric lightbulb to dimming the fucking sun.
I'm sorry but that captain america: brave new world movie is shite. Stopped it short. Only finished it off the next day to see red hulk and he's only in it for like 5 mins. Felt more like TFATWS season 2. I love marvel movies but this one was just the worst one in my opinion. Raging.
April 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'm sorry but that captain america: brave new world movie is shite. Stopped it short. Only finished it off the next day to see red hulk and he's only in it for like 5 mins. Felt more like TFATWS season 2. I love marvel movies but this one was just the worst one in my opinion. Raging.
What's next? Execute Order 66?
April 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
What's next? Execute Order 66?
So how was it SUPPOSED to go? You know what i'm talking about.
March 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
So how was it SUPPOSED to go? You know what i'm talking about.