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oh, what's that? You think I stopped listening...
Huh, must've been too busy watching my laserdisc copy of Tango & Cash to tune in. Jealous much?

Good thing I have been training for this exact moment since elementary school computer lab classes in 1986!

Rockin' the Al "touchdown" Bundy jersey today for the big game -- Puppy Bowl XI!!!
GO TEAM RUFF!
Enjoy your Super Bowel / Superb Owl...the real game today is on Animal Planet.

Dave & Busters posing as Blockbuster is not Blockbuster.
Want the nostalgic experience? Go to Bend, Ore.
#TheLastBlockbuster

Apparently Trump placing sanctions on the Columbia River...weird -- just the other day he was talking about how much he loved water.
Or is this against Columbia clothing company? Columbia Broadcasting Service? Columbia Forest Products?
Or are we renaming Colombia like the Gulf of Mexico?

How is that coaches can be paid so much and (allegedly) be so smart...yet me as a dipshit fan knows it's utterly idiotic to chase points going for 2 before it's absolutely necessary.
They should pay me to just stand on the sideline and Batman slap coaches who call for going for 2.

Beat TMNT: TOURNAMENT FIGHTERS (1993, Konami) for SNES via PS5 Cowabunga Collection.
Typical Street Fighter clone fighting game. Final boss was ridiculously tough.
#retrogamingachievementunlocked

Beat TMNT: TURTLES IN TIME (arcade) via PS5 Cowabunga Collection (1991, Konami).
Fun arcade 4p beat 'em up that got ported to the SNES.
#retrogamingachievementunlocked

I'm certain I shall go to my grave never comprehending the purpose of having a blimp provide aerial views of a sporting event being played inside a dome.

Uhh, nice shot of the roof, I guess. Who's paying for the flight & camera crew to show this?

Oh wow, can't believe I got tickets before they sold out! My new years plans are set.

Beat TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: BACK FROM THE SEWERS on Nintendo Gameboy via PS5 Cowabunga Collection (1991, Konami).
Improvement on the first Gameboy TMNT game, but still just ok as an early 90s beat em up.
#retrogamingachievementunlocked

Beat TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES III: RADICAL RESCUE on the Ps5 Cowabunga Collection (1989, Konami). Originally released in Arcades, ported to NES as TMNT II. Typical arcade beat 'em up quarter muncher.
#retrogamingachievementunlocked

Beat TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: FALL OF THE FOOT CLAN on PS5 TMNT Cowabunga Collection (1990, Konami). Originally released for Nintendo Gameboy.
Not the best turtles game by far, but a decent scrolling beat 'em up by Gameboy standards.
#retrogamingachievemntunlocked

Happy Festivus eve to one and all!

Example #14,379 to counter with whenever idiots complain that the government can never do anything correct and it should all be privatized.

Beat Gigawing 2 on Sega Dreamcast (Capcom, 2001).
One of the most visually stunning vert shooters of all-time...and some of the gnarliest bullet hell too. I was sweating through the last couple levels. Big recommend.
#retrogamingachievementunlocked

Beat the original Mega Man on NES (1987, Capcom).
It's the original, so gotta respect it, but really lacking without the slide move added in the second one and subsequent games.
#retrogamingachievementunlocked