Getting rid of a bad name takes time and very hard work.

The other "victims" of that new X feature are those winners of a fortune who want to give some of their money... while having an account in Nigeria...

French tax offices... 😵‍💫 Always take a book and rejoice... You'll be earning yourself heaps of GKPs (good Karma points), they'll come in handy in your next reincarnation.

Excellent, keep'm coming.

One thing, actually 3 things, I learnt when I was 20 :
- never cook with your mum,
- never allow her to be in the kithcen when you cook,
- never go into the kitchen if she's cooking, unless you're kindly asked.
😉😜 C'est dur, le dressage.

Snappen ze dat toeristen fors bijdragen in de Verenigde-Staatse economie ? Of zou ik moeten schrijven "fors bijdroegen" ?

Hopefully...

They should allow for another option than the "so help me god".

Mythology can be both amusing and instructive (symbolically speaking). I'd strongly advise against pouring a shpwer of liquid gold on a person. It's expensive and doesn't do the target any good.

This definition also works pretty well with "superstition = deeply held religious beliefs".

Their level of greed is pathological.

French is sometimes... actually often quite odd. Chestnuts have two names. The fruit is called "châtaigne" but in its various preparations it's "marron", e.g. marrons glacés, purée de marrons, pain bis aux marrons, but... "farine de châtaigne" ! 🤦‍♂️🤪

He can fck right off

I made this clip to illustrate my 10 year love-hate experience on Twitter and what made me finally walk away. 🤣😂